Hello I was at a Christmas party from work and was socializing and having a great time. Was chatting to a girl who has had a crush on me for years, but then a workmate starts poking me at the bar, thought it was just fun 'n' games. After plenty more drinking, we ended up in the coat room and he gave me a hand job, but due to the booze i didn't blow. I tried the same on him but he couldn't even get hard. WE ended up calling it quits and going back to the party....
Now here's the dilemma. One, its not gay because we were just joking around and were drunk, therefore it doesn't "count". But two, I'm hesitant to tell my girlfriend, I would like to tell her and just laugh it off together, but worry she may not approve.
This has been eating me up since it happened! and i cant take it anymore. What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Go hire a male escort and blow him.If it leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, then you'll have your answer.If it doesn't leave a bitter taste in your mouth, you'll still have your answer but either way,you can be proud of the fact that you've supported the local economy by giving someone a "job"
#1520256 by Zaany (Power User) at 2013-02-10 16:30:13 (5 months ago) - [Report]
Drunk or not you had a guy give you a hand job and did the same in return. At the very least you are bisexual and want to fuck both women and men There is no "Joking around" when touching someones dick
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#1520258 by unknown[20642] at 2013-02-10 16:39:10 (5 months ago) - [Report]
It's kinda odd that when two girls who that it's called 'hot' even when they're both heterosexual but when two guys do that it's called 'gay'. Double-standards seem to be the flavour of the eternity.
Wether you will tell your GF about that experience is up to you but you took part of a sexual activity with someone else than your partner so atleast in my book you have cheated with your GF. If she finds out of it other way than from yourself then.. well, it's either she understands and forgives you or breaks up with you.
#1520275 by Jooboo (Power User) at 2013-02-10 18:29:21 (5 months ago) - [Report]
You should post pictures of your girlfriend so we can decide.
I'm sure telling your GF about getting a hand job from a guy will do wonders for your relationship, not to mention her self esteem. If you care about her whatsoever, bury this. I cant think of a worse thing to tell a woman than she's so inadequate you're getting off with men in a coat room.
I've been pretty damn drunk quite a few times, many of them surrounded by good looking ultra-fit alpha male types. Not once did the thought of jerking one of them off cross my mind. Suicide is a viable option.
edit: read the op's profile. Gay is a bit of an understatement.
I've been pretty damn drunk quite a few times, many of them surrounded by good looking ultra-fit alpha male types. Not once did the thought of jerking one of them off cross my mind.
I think the saying is; a woman is only a few drink away from going gay while a man is only a few house chores.
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There is no "Joking around" when touching someones dick
