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#1520221 by PengoIsMe (Sexy Aussie) at 2013-02-10 11:20:52 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Hello I was at a Christmas party from work and was socializing and having a great time. Was chatting to a girl who has had a crush on me for years, but then a workmate starts poking me at the bar, thought it was just fun 'n' games. After plenty more drinking, we ended up in the coat room and he gave me a hand job, but due to the booze i didn't blow. I tried the same on him but he couldn't even get hard. WE ended up calling it quits and going back to the party....

Now here's the dilemma. One, its not gay because we were just joking around and were drunk, therefore it doesn't "count". But two, I'm hesitant to tell my girlfriend, I would like to tell her and just laugh it off together, but worry she may not approve.

This has been eating me up since it happened! and i cant take it anymore. What would you do if you were in my shoes?

#1520223 by TheBlues (Power User) at 2013-02-10 11:23:04 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Aren't you the guy who complimented a fellow gym member's dick?

I hate to break it to you, dude. But you're gay.

#1520224 by GrimReaper (Power User) at 2013-02-10 11:31:08 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Two options.

A) You're gay.

B) You're not gay.

If A) just admit it, if B) take that story with you to your grave.

#1520226 by VeryBadGuyDonor (Mad Ultra Mod) at 2013-02-10 11:48:57 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

TheBlues wrote:


I hate to break it to you, dude. But you're gay.

no he isn't...he will come along in a few days and claim to have been trolling like he did the last time.

#1520228 by ConsoleKingDonor (Power User) at 2013-02-10 12:27:37 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

I really don't think you want to know what most people would do in your shoes.

Also you stated that what you did is not gay, so whats the dilemma?

Tell her all and find out if she agrees with you.

#1520230 by DXCDonor (The King) at 2013-02-10 12:51:02 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVneqqeyO2M

#1520231 by freddbloggs (Power User) at 2013-02-10 12:54:20 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Should you not be logged in as Answer12345 when you post this?

#1520234 by Melrose86 (User) at 2013-02-10 13:09:16 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

:lol:


gay boy!

#1520242 by alupigus (Lumberjack) at 2013-02-10 13:57:17 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

PengoIsMe wrote:

One, its not gay because we were just joking around and were drunk, therefore it doesn't "count".

..when another man touch your dick and instead to punch you have  an erection, and worst you touch his dick too well...sorry to say but...

#1520243 by DrevoKocour (Power User) at 2013-02-10 14:18:36 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

If I were you I would stop trying to attention whore on the internet. You are no killerbee, not even Answer1234.

#1520247 by collanderDonor (Power User) at 2013-02-10 14:50:35 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Go hire a male escort and blow him.If it leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, then you'll have your answer.If it doesn't leave a bitter taste in your mouth, you'll still have your answer but either way,you can be proud of the fact that you've supported the local economy by giving someone a "job"

#1520256 by Zaany (Power User) at 2013-02-10 16:30:13 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Drunk or not you had a guy give you a hand job and did the same in return. At the very least you are bisexual and want to fuck both women and men There is no "Joking around" when touching someones dick

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Everytime i see some topic labelled "Advice" here, i know what to expect :giggle:

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#1520258 by unknown[20642] at 2013-02-10 16:39:10 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

It's kinda odd that when two girls who that it's called 'hot' even when they're both heterosexual but when two guys do that it's called 'gay'. Double-standards seem to be the flavour of the eternity.

Wether you will tell your GF about that experience is up to you but you took part of a sexual activity with someone else than your partner so atleast in my book you have cheated with your GF. If she finds out of it other way than from yourself then.. well, it's either she understands and forgives you or breaks up with you.

#1520275 by Jooboo (Power User) at 2013-02-10 18:29:21 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

You should post pictures of your girlfriend so we can decide.

#1520279 by mbodnar (Airborne Mod) at 2013-02-10 18:51:39 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

I'm sure telling your GF about getting a hand job from a guy will do wonders for your relationship, not to mention her self esteem.  If you care about her whatsoever, bury this. I cant think of a worse thing to tell a woman than she's so inadequate you're getting off with men in a coat room.

#1520282 by qbert95 (Power User) at 2013-02-10 19:06:34 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

I believe Tony Soprano said it best..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs

#1520283 by Timex (Power User) at 2013-02-10 19:10:40 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Jooboo wrote:

You should post pictures of your girlfriend so we can decide.

Got to love Google...found video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtjiJWoxjiQ 

#1520291 by lostmojoDonor (Power User) at 2013-02-10 19:54:38 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

This beats Answers' posts by miles.

BTW def gay

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#1520299 by FinHammer (Power User) at 2013-02-10 20:36:44 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

Kick your gf out and find a real alpha male!

#1520300 by EarwigDonor (VIP) at 2013-02-10 20:41:48 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

:lol:

You let a dude toss you off and you returned the favour and you don't think there is anything gay about that ?

Damn that's some funny ass shit !

And dude ! This is the internet ? Ypu prob should ot post that sort of thing here

#1520304 by unknown[81460] at 2013-02-10 20:55:28 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

do you do the housework?

#1520306 by qbert95 (Power User) at 2013-02-10 21:00:34 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

BoB wrote:

do you do the housework?

is there really any question that he does?  All you fools are one more dish away from giving another dude a hand job in a closet.

:lol:

#1520308 by unknown[81460] at 2013-02-10 21:06:48 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

qbert95 wrote:

BoB wrote:

do you do the housework?

is there really any question that he does?  All you fools are one more dish away from giving another dude a hand job in a closet.

:lol:

Perhaps he doesn't, which will throw it all up in the air :lol:

#1520319 by mbodnar (Airborne Mod) at 2013-02-10 22:02:15 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

I've been pretty damn drunk quite a few times, many of them surrounded by good looking ultra-fit alpha male types. Not once did the thought of jerking one of them off cross my mind.  Suicide is a viable option.

edit: read the op's profile.  Gay is a bit of an understatement. 

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#1520321 by qbert95 (Power User) at 2013-02-10 22:14:50 (5 months ago) - [Report]Top

mbodnar wrote:

I've been pretty damn drunk quite a few times, many of them surrounded by good looking ultra-fit alpha male types. Not once did the thought of jerking one of them off cross my mind.   

I think the saying is; a woman is only a few drink away from going gay while a man is only a few house chores.
 

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