Well, semi-inspired in CMason post, with all those stupid quotes, I went looking for some more famous quotes,
and decided to make a compilation
For all of you that like this type of things, do read it!
Here are some ''preview quotes'':
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
W. Somerset Maugham
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
<Cobra> so i was watching a pr0n
<Thunder> wait
<Thunder> why u guys always say pr0n instead of porn ??
Thunder has been kicked by Guardian (No porn on this channel !)
<Cobra> ...
<Cobra> so i was watching a pr0n
#703171 by unknown[121650] at 2006-10-07 15:22:06 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]
#703212 by hOG (Crusader Mod) at 2006-10-07 17:02:59 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]
A couple of quotes I like
Religion/Faith
"Faith is the sense of life, that sense by virtue of which man does not destroy himself, but continues to live on. It is the force whereby we live." - Leo Tolstoy
"Without knowing what I am and why I am here, life is impossible."
- Leo Tolstoy
Politics
"Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us." - Leo Tolstoy
"In all history there is no war which was not hatched by the governments, the governments alone, independent of the interests of the people, to whom war is always pernicious even when successful."
- Leo Tolstoy
"The greater the state, the more wrong and cruel its patriotism, and the greater is the sum of suffering upon which its power is founded."
- Leo Tolstoy
"War on the other hand is such a terrible thing, that no man, especially a Christian man, has the right to assume the responsibility of starting it."
- Leo Tolstoy
To the boozerz and addictz
"If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state."
- Leo Tolstoy
And now to my favourite nihilist and pessimist Arthur Schopenhauer..
""Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties"
- Schopenhauer
"Marrying means, to grasp blindfold into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes."
- Schopenhauer
"A man's delight in looking forward to and hoping for some particular satisfaction is a part of the pleasure flowing out of it, enjoyed in advance. But this is afterward deducted, for the more we look forward to anything the less we enjoy it when it comes."
- Schopenhauer
"If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it." - Schopenhauer
"Only a male intellect clouded by the sexual drive could call the stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped and short-legged sex the fair sex."
- Schopenhauer
"Faith is the sense of life, that sense by virtue of which man does not destroy himself, but continues to live on. It is the force whereby we live." - Leo Tolstoy
"Faith means not wanting to know what is true."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."
Lmao XDD
#703353 by hOG (Crusader Mod) at 2006-10-07 21:01:21 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]
Wandel wrote:
hOG wrote:
A couple of quotes I like
Religion/Faith
"Faith is the sense of life, that sense by virtue of which man does not destroy himself, but continues to live on. It is the force whereby we live." - Leo Tolstoy
"Faith means not wanting to know what is true."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Tolstoy
Actual quote actually
#703905 by unknown[70423] at 2006-10-08 17:54:26 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]
I like to live single, drink double and sleep triple.
I'll add a new one, that might or might not be related:
"The past is a grotesque animal
And in its eyes you see
How completely wrong you can be"
Of Montreal
So let me get this straight. You wanna fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're all completely sane?
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
#1531418 by hOG (Crusader Mod) at 2013-05-20 12:56:45 (2 months ago) - [Quote] - [Report]
"Almost every night when I wake up the devil is there and wants to dispute with me. I have come to this conclusion: When the argument that the Christian is without the law and above the law doesn’t help, I instantly chase him away with a fart.”
- Martin Luther
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