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#1288591 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-05-28 20:50:22 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

* fff (~fff@f.f.f) has joined #torrentbytes
<+OneWicked1> look its fff
<+OneWicked1> quick lets all hide
* %DXC hides in his new bunker
<+OneWicked1> new fakrer?
<+OneWicked1> what
<+OneWicked1> you got a new what
<+OneWicked1> Sharm1, is not a bunker
<+OneWicked1> but i would like to hide there too
<@Sharm1> LOL

Oh the perversity :rofl:

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Quote:

<%DXC> True Blood is a good vampire flick, not gay or anything, although they have hot lesbians in it <3
<%DXC> and Sookie... sucky sucky
<+OneWicked1> but wy the fark do they like the vamp dude when the wolf is way better looking
<+OneWicked1> never understand woman
<+OneWicked1> its a fact
<%DXC> the wolf?
<%DXC> dude, you been watching Twilight?
<+DXD> lmao
<+OneWicked1> oh bugga
<+OneWicked1> i was too
<%DXC> owhnoes...
<+DXD> he is gay.
<+DXD> I told you.

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Quote:

<Suzpaz> sniperfin
<Suzpaz> you penis
<hroman> i like his penis

Err...

Edit number 38293423:

Quote:

* @pimpNeasy007 <3's Justin Bieber
<+OneWicked1> so does DXC
<%DXC> all Americans love Justin Bieber PIMP, no wonder you're all gay over there

<+DXD> gay AND stupid.
<@pimpNeasy007> he's coming to South Carolina
<@pimpNeasy007> OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!
<+OneWicked1> dude,, take my daugher with you
<%DXC> need some tissues there pimp?
<+OneWicked1> she will love you long time
<@pimpNeasy007> and lub DXC
<%DXC> now that sounds wrong...
<+DXD> spit on it.
<+OneWicked1> he he
<@pimpNeasy007> lol

Why is nobody else posting in this topic? :-O

Last edited by DXC at 2010-06-23 19:08:45

#1306028 by sifichick (Power User) at 2010-07-08 21:19:23 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

In main talking about how a certain person likes to collect pictures of male member's members.

13:17 %DXC • he can't have one of mine, wouldn't fit on the screen
13:17 +DXD • not surprised.

#1313033 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-07-29 22:31:51 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<+OneWicked1> to dell
<+OneWicked1> do tell
<+OneWicked1> lol
<+OneWicked1> ok, thats a odd farkup right there

#1313035 by Answer1234 (Gots friends) at 2010-07-29 22:41:23 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

Why is nobody else posting in this topic? :-O

Afraid of getting banned for wrong post in wrong section, joke aside I dont know why, ask BO

#1313284 by uberrig (Power User) at 2010-07-30 21:32:51 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Sometimes idling in IRC pays off and you come across a gem as soon as you look at the channel.

[14:56:16] <%DXC> sup?
[15:02:47] <@Sharm1> happy, sad and pissed off at the same time
[15:02:51] <@Sharm1> so confused
[15:02:53] <@Sharm1>

[15:03:08] <%DXC> nothing wrong then, it's a common female thing

Love ya both. Cheers for the lulz

#1314223 by unknown[239832] at 2010-08-03 12:50:36 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Answer1234 wrote:

DXC wrote:

Why is nobody else posting in this topic? :-O

Afraid of getting banned for wrong post in wrong section, joke aside I dont know why, ask BO

eh what?

nobodys posting in here because im not making an ass out of myself?

#1315123 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-08-05 21:45:23 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<@Skriblez> I miss real boobies
<%DXC> wanna see mine Skriblez?
<@Sharm1> LOL
<+sifichick> LOL
<@Skriblez> Nop
<@Sharm1> oh plz no
<+DXD> I wanna see.
<@Sharm1> dude
<@Skriblez> I was talking about real boobies not mboobs

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<Sumacke> and that's kind of rude, to call someone an ass virgin
<Angeris> really,whose an ass virgin ,its 2010
<Angeris> cmon

Last edited by DXC at 2010-08-23 21:20:51

#1335885 by unknown[305094] at 2010-10-01 05:18:35 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[21:07] <pr0xy> Hi

[21:12] <DXC> owhnoes, a pr0xy!
[21:12] <pr0xy> lulz

[21:13] <DXC> at least i'm using a real ip!

------------------------
DXC got own again

#1339669 by pimpNeasy007 Donor

(Staff) at 2010-10-14 03:50:23 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[22:49] <tokol> in other news..
[22:49] <tokol> chileans got their real-life lemmings game done.
[22:49] <tokol> apparently.
[22:49] <pimpNeasy007> who cares
[22:49] <pimpNeasy007> or maybe im just heartless
[22:49] <tokol> apparently every singly news agency around the planet
[22:49] <pimpNeasy007> lol

#1344131 by TheFake (User) at 2010-10-30 16:23:00 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

02:14 @Skriblez • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
02:14 Manaldski •

02:14 Fake` • are you a woman Skriblez?
02:15 Manaldski • its a good song but its prolly not your genre
02:15 Manaldski • i have something special for ya

02:15 Fake` • you talk like sifi does

02:15 Manaldski • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A&ob=av3e
02:15 Manaldski • "D
02:15 @Skriblez • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_% … on_team%29
02:15 @Skriblez • Wee barbie girl
02:15 Fake` • yep
02:15 Fake` • definately a woman
02:16 Manaldski • lmao
02:16 Manaldski • barby girl is cool
02:16 Fake` • oh godf
02:16 Fake` • you too?

This channel gets a bit too gay at times

#1344255 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2010-10-30 23:12:30 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

TheFake wrote:

This channel gets a bit too gay at times

yah, like from 00:00 to 23:59 every day
other times its normal

#1344833 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2010-11-01 18:44:49 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Seems i am now an irc bot

[19:13] * Joins: lukkkk
[19:13] <lukkkk> hi
[19:13] <lukkkk> someone could help me ?
[19:14] <Skriblez> Maybe
[19:14] <Skriblez> First you can help yourself by typing !tbhelp
[19:15] <lukkkk> !tbhelp
[19:15] <TByHelper> Sending.
[19:16] <lukkkk> why my account is deleted ?
[19:16] <lukkkk> I had goood ratio
[19:16] <Skriblez> You either did something stupid or went inactive
[19:16] <Skriblez> What was your account name?
[19:17] <lukkkk> maybe i was inactive
[19:17] <Skriblez> What was your account name?
[19:17] <lukkkk> luk214
[19:17] <Wandel> seeing as how it wasn't lukkkk, how do you expect us to know what account it was?
[19:17] <lukkkk> username luk214
[19:17] <Wandel> we've got a winner in inactivity
[19:17] <Skriblez> Deleted for inactivity
[19:18] <Skriblez> No it will not be enabled again as it is gone for good
[19:18] <lukkkk> Could yuo recovery my account ? pls;
[19:18] <Skriblez> No it will not be enabled again as it is gone for good
[19:18] <lukkkk> you*
[19:19] <lukkkk> i was on holiday's
[19:19] <Skriblez> And???
[19:19] <lukkkk> and it was inposible to checking tb
[19:19] <Skriblez> And???
[19:20] <lukkkk> I want my account back ;p
[19:20] <Skriblez> Tough luck
[19:20] <Skriblez> Maybe you should actually read the rules and faq next time
[19:21] <lukkkk> I had read
[19:21] <lukkkk> but i was on holiday's
[19:21] <lukkkk> and it was inposible
[19:21] <lukkkk> to check it
[19:21] <Skriblez> Then you would know that accounts are removed for inactivity after 42 days
[19:21] <lukkkk> i mean browse tb
[19:22] <lukkkk> pls recovery my account i was good user
[19:22] <Skriblez> Then you would know that accounts are removed for inactivity after 42 days
[19:22] <Skriblez> No it will not be enabled again as it is gone for good
[19:22] <Skriblez> Still got problems reading i see
[19:22] <lukkkk> I talking with bot right ?
[19:23] <Skriblez> I can be whatever you want
[19:23] <lukkkk> sure
[19:23] <Skriblez> You still ain't getting your account enabled as it is gone for good
[19:24] <lukkkk> in my opinion it's not normal
[19:24] <lukkkk> i made my account 2 or 3 years ago
[19:24] <Skriblez> And?
[19:24] <lukkkk> and now it is deleted
[19:24] <Skriblez> Yes because you didn't read the rules
[19:24] <lukkkk> and i want to talk with hiuman not with bot ...
[19:24] <Skriblez> Or maybe you thought you were special and they didn't apply to you
[19:25] <Skriblez> Haha
[19:25] <Skriblez> I do hope you really ain't this stupid
[19:25] <lukkkk> you are a hiuman ?
[19:25] <Skriblez> No im a human
[19:25] <Skriblez> Or maybe a really smart bot
[19:25] <Skriblez> Not made up my mind yet
[19:26] <Skriblez> Maybe im a cyborg
[19:26] <Skriblez> Part human part bot
[19:26] <lukkkk> 2 + 2 ?
[19:26] <Skriblez> Depends what 2 is
[19:26] <lukkkk> if you are human answer for my question
[19:27] <Skriblez> For my question
[19:27] <lukkkk> 2+2 ?
[19:27] <lukkkk> is
[19:27] <lukkkk> hha
[19:27] <Skriblez> And i asked you what 2 is
[19:27] <lukkkk> never mind
[19:27] * Quits: lukkkk (Quit: )

#1349958 by Sjogrens (Power User) at 2010-11-16 14:22:02 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Skriblez wrote:

Seems i am now an irc bot

Epic is epic.

#1349960 by tokol Donor

(Sarcastic Admin) at 2010-11-16 14:33:37 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

stupid unnecessary quoting is stupid and unnecessary.

#1349961 by TheBlues (Power User) at 2010-11-16 14:35:41 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Still, that was pretty funny. What an idiot, eh?

#1350622 by deathadder (Power User) at 2010-11-18 17:02:16 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

lol thats great :lol:

#1350641 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2010-11-18 17:43:15 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

you cant blame the dude for everything

[19:14] <Skriblez> First you can help yourself by typing !tbhelp
[19:16] <Skriblez> You either did something stupid or went inactive
[19:16] <Skriblez> What was your account name?
[19:17] <Skriblez> What was your account name?
[19:17] <Skriblez> Deleted for inactivity
[19:18] <Skriblez> No it will not be enabled again as it is gone for good
[19:18] <Skriblez> No it will not be enabled again as it is gone for good
[19:19] <Skriblez> And???
[19:19] <Skriblez> And???
[19:20] <Skriblez> Tough luck
[19:20] <Skriblez> Maybe you should actually read the rules and faq next time
[19:21] <Skriblez> Then you would know that accounts are removed for inactivity after 42 days
[19:22] <Skriblez> Then you would know that accounts are removed for inactivity after 42 days
[19:22] <Skriblez> No it will not be enabled again as it is gone for good

maybe we need to do a bot with the same capabilities, and call it skriblezV2 :giggle:

#1350677 by SkeZa Donor

(Power User) at 2010-11-18 19:32:37 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

I thought that his powers of clairvoyancy was more impressive...

#1350735 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-11-18 22:26:09 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

@ hmhef: you sure it isn't a bot already in there?

#1351105 by deathadder (Power User) at 2010-11-20 07:32:36 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

edit: mmm removed this, i cant really work out if its allowed or not, pretty sure it is but :s
If a mod see's its ok, i know u have history add, it bk but i dont wanna step out of line if only i think its funny :o

for those reading later it was a quote from TB irc, no other place.

Last edited by deathadder at 2010-11-20 07:56:00

#1353970 by Fridaybot (Power User) at 2010-11-28 12:01:49 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

he just might be a robot.
Skriblez have you broken any of Isaac Asimov rules?:

The Three Laws of Robotics are as follows:

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

#1362550 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-12-23 12:18:05 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<Fake`> ass is sore :S

Looks like someone had fun :giggle:

#1374424 by pimpNeasy007 Donor

(Staff) at 2011-02-02 22:26:25 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

From Support:

[16:53] * motograter69 (~motograte@P2PNET-5D28206A.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #torrentbytes-support
[16:54] <motograter69> !tbhelp
[16:54] <@TByHelper> Sending.
[16:56] <motograter69> motograter69 account deleted. I just got home from a military deployment and my account was deleted while I was gone. I can't signup because it says the limit has been reached.
[16:57] <&tokol> then so it is.
[16:58] <motograter69> Even though I asked a mod about parking my account before I left and was told I'd be all set when I got home?
[16:58] <&tokol> im sure you were replied that it is not possible.
[16:58] <motograter69> I'm sure I wasn't
[16:58] <&tokol> or you were ignored for not reading / understanding site FAQ.
[16:59] <&tokol> as we do not even HAVE a park feature...
[17:00] <motograter69> I was told that I'd be all set to use my account when I got back. I wasn't told there was no park feature, I wasn't told it wasn't possible, I wasn't told anything like that. I was told my account would be all set when I got back.....
[17:01] <&tokol> bullshit you were.
[17:01] <motograter69> OK.... I can see this is getting nowhere.. Go fuck yourself. Glad not to be a part of a community run by liars. Hope you get cancer and die fag.
[17:01] * motograter69 (~motograte@P2PNET-5D28206A.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://irc2go.com/)
[17:02] <&tokol> im sure that guy would stand up in the middle of a fire fight if he had a dream where someone told him that its not possible for him to get hit...
[17:23] <@pimpNeasy007> lol epic
[17:24] <@pimpNeasy007> "Hope you get cancer and die fag."

#1408978 by xiather (Power User) at 2011-06-10 00:07:09 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[01:02:52] <&B0B> papaiBooBie: i dont wanna have sex dude !
[01:03:25] <EagleEyez> then you weird
[01:03:49] <&B0B> lol
[01:03:55] <&B0B> I get it
[01:04:03] B0B slaps EagleEyez
[01:04:24] <Emmie> whe did this become abut sex?
[01:04:34] <EagleEyez> dunno, but everyone wants it
[01:04:39] <&B0B> Emmie: no requests !
[01:04:47] <&B0B> even masked ones
[01:04:56] <&B0B> contain urself
[01:05:40] <Emmie> sorry bob, hard to resist with present company

#1409826 by lotnybartek (Love Is Simple) at 2011-06-14 13:50:20 (2 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[14:44:00] <scotty135> hey all torrentbytes is great but i'm wondering where i can find high def versions of stuff posted on TBy. Mostly what is posted is great but sometime I want something specific, should I venture into Usenet for these things?
[14:44:38] * Guest44276 (~TB@P2PNET-FA34AF1.bkkb.no) has joined #torrentbytes
[14:45:05] * Teloriun (~teloriun@54086F6C.DE5B309C.8B25084A.IP) has joined #torrentbytes
[14:45:06] * Guest44276 (~TB@P2PNET-FA34AF1.bkkb.no) has left #torrentbytes
[14:45:21] * Skriblez (~TB@P2PNET-FA34AF1.bkkb.no) has joined #torrentbytes
[14:46:09] * TB sets mode: +o Skriblez
[14:46:44] <scotty135> anybody?
[14:46:58] <@Skriblez> Don't think he is here
[14:48:24] <lotnybartek> torrentbytes is not here
[14:48:31] <lotnybartek> you need to look for him on the site
[14:48:50] <scotty135> k
[14:48:54] * scotty135 (~TB@EF639D4.98C4BBF0.E22DD100.IP) Quit (Client exited)
[14:48:58] <@DXD>

[14:49:00] <lotnybartek> lol
[14:49:18] <lotnybartek> lololol, need to quote this

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