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#617528 by negge (Power User) at 2006-05-31 11:37:32 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Platoom wrote:

Life isn't a bitch. Life is a virgin. A bitch is easy

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

That wasn't an IRC quote

#617562 by unknown[117728] at 2006-05-31 12:30:18 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Skriblez wrote:

zx's edit: Lies I say, all lies! :fist:

sniperEdit: hehe,if they only could see the massive amount of pr0n pres you c/p to staff channel every evening...DXC is just a boy scout comparing to you

zx's edit: sniper zx

lol@zx, you got so owned man

#617745 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-05-31 17:12:42 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Skriblez wrote:

zx's edit: Lies I say, all lies! :fist:

sniperEdit: hehe,if they only could see the massive amount of pr0n pres you c/p to staff channel every evening...DXC is just a boy scout comparing to you

zx's edit: sniper zx

See, i`m not that pervy after all :smirk:

But ZX is

But hey, did I ever announced a porn release?! :blink:

Sniper is blaming others for all kind of things... You hiding something Sniper??? :shifty:

#617748 by tokol Donor

(Sarcastic Admin) at 2006-05-31 17:20:27 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes][19:16:22] <&sniperfin> retarded,pervs,wankers, welcome to torrentbytes irc channel
[19:16:44] * DXC waves at sniperfin: the father of all pervs alive

[19:16:57] <+ToKol> actually that would be zxs.
[19:17:05] < DXC> owh yeah, right ^^
[19:17:25] <&sniperfin> zx is a wolf in sheeps clothes what comes to xxx
[19:18:14] < DXC> blaming others again sniper :shifty:

[/quote]
ADD:
[quote=#torrentbytes][19:21:35] <&sniperfin> Not blaming anybody
[19:21:54] <&sniperfin> Saying that somebody loves xxx and is addicted to it is not blaming

[19:21:57] < DXC>

[19:22:13] < DXC> when it comes to xxx related stuff, you always comment

[19:22:21] < DXC> something you wanna tell us, mr sniperfin ?

[19:23:10] <&sniperfin> I dont' download nor watch pr0n, I only enjoy as live performance.
[19:23:36] < DXC> you`ve been in an episode of bangbros?
[19:23:55] <&sniperfin> I got my doze of pr0n in early 80's from those bad german/swedish vhs tapes
[19:24:02] <+ToKol> :lol:

[19:24:12] <&sniperfin> and those days they did not shave...
[19:24:15] <+ToKol> poor sniper :-/

[19:24:25] < DXC> omg, the horror :-O

[/quote]

Last edited by tokol at 2006-05-31 17:28:18

#617789 by unknown[127932] at 2006-05-31 17:58:56 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes]
<Wandel> did someboy unmute dordali?
<Wandel> :fist:

<dordali> lol
<ToKol> Wandel: not me.
* ToKol throws Wandel the remote again
* dordali catch the remote
* dordali and break it
* Wandel points the remote at dordali and presses the self-destruction-button
<ToKol> Wandel: err. this must be a subtitled show?
<ToKol> so you need to adjust the brightness and contrast down too.
<dordali> i allready broke it
<ToKol> dordali: you dont need remotes all the time
<Wandel> you need to work on your /me's, dordali

<dordali> yes i know this is the first time i am using it
<ToKol> please, let it be the last time too.
<ToKol> (:
<dordali>

<stary>

<Wandel> how's that self-destruct sequence coming?
<ToKol> ETA: too long i reckon.
<Wandel> :/
<ToKol> now we hurt dordali. :/
<Wandel> well, <censored> happens
<ToKol>

<Wandel> no hard feelings, eh, dordali?
<dordali> i don't like anymore
<dordali> *like you
<ToKol> Wandel: there you go, he doesnt like you anymore.
<Wandel> but you still like ToKol?
<dordali> yes
<ToKol> \o/
<dordali> (after all he is in the fls team)
<Wandel> you can't, like, take some of your liking of him and give it to me?
<ToKol>

D
<ToKol> i could prolly donate you some.
<Wandel> dude, anybody could be on the fls team, if they wanted to when the time was right
<dordali> Wandel:every thing is because your stupid remote control
<ToKol> indeed.
<Wandel> you broke my stupid remote control!
<ToKol>

<dordali> yes because it was annoying
<Wandel> i don't like you either, anymore
<dordali> you now what i am sorry
<dordali> and i like you
<Wandel> ToKol: tell dordali that i'm not talking to him
<ToKol> Welcome to #torrentbytes, average age: 5years 2 months.
<dordali> Tokol:tell him that i am sorry
<Wandel> and also tell him i won't forgive him until he fixes my remote
<Wandel> and that i will forgive him if he does so
* dordali fixing Wandel stupid remote control(but couldn't find the mute and self destruction buttons)
<Wandel> fair enough
[/quote]

#617839 by unknown[125834] at 2006-05-31 19:06:12 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Skriblez wrote:

<zxspectrum> [ PRE ] [ SchoolBusChicks com E07 Jackie XXX WMV BZzYK ] in [ XXX ]
<zxspectrum> oops, wrong channel!
<GTA3> LOL
<GTA3> HAHAHA
<eristalfa01> JEFF?
<uberrig> lolz zxspectrum
<denise119> lol@zx

zx's edit: Lies I say, all lies! :fist:

sniperEdit: hehe,if they only could see the massive amount of pr0n pres you c/p to staff channel every evening...DXC is just a boy scout comparing to you

zx's edit: sniper zx

hahahaha, BUSTEDDDD! ^^

#617924 by zxspectrum Donor

('8-bit power') at 2006-05-31 20:48:44 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Typical irc chat:

Quote:

[16:47] <tigermoth> plop
[16:47] <TheKlown> honk
[16:47] <@zxspectrum> splash
[16:47] <tigermoth> thud
[16:47] <@zxspectrum> thump
[16:47] <tigermoth> click
[16:48] * Audioslave has quit IRC (Input/output error)
[16:48] <GTA3> BOOM
[16:48] <@zxspectrum> crash
[16:48] * Audioslave has joined #torrentbytes
[16:48] <tigermoth> creek
[16:48] <@zxspectrum> chip
[16:49] <@zxspectrum> clank
[16:49] <tigermoth> kaboom
[16:49] <@zxspectrum> thwack
[16:49] <GTA3> ping?
[16:49] <GTA3> pong!
[16:49] <@zxspectrum> snort
[16:50] <GTA3> moo
[16:50] <tigermoth> ping pong
[16:50] * GTA3 humps zxspectrum
[16:50] <@zxspectrum> ?
[16:51] <@zxspectrum> blop
[16:51] <GTA3> plop
[16:51] <TheKlown> beep
[16:51] <@zxspectrum> blast
[16:51] <TheKlown> fook
[16:51] <tigermoth> lol

#618593 by tokol Donor

(Sarcastic Admin) at 2006-06-01 17:39:43 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes][19:32:06] <@zxspectrum> I added a few quotes to that thread
[19:32:16] <@zxspectrum> hopefully they will forget about mine
[19:32:23] < DXC> I won`t

[19:32:33] <+ToKol> noone will.
[19:32:52] <@zxspectrum> If it was true, I would delete the post

[19:33:07] <+ToKol> you know someone would post it back.
[19:33:37] <@zxspectrum> I would delete their account and ip ban their range :evil:

[19:33:51] <+ToKol> zxspectrum: the rest of the staff as well?
[19:33:59] < DXC> hehe ^^
[19:34:10] <@zxspectrum> hmpf

[19:34:24] < DXC> I was like... wtf

[19:34:25] < DXC> zx a perv...

[19:34:30] <@zxspectrum> lies I tell you... lies :fist:

[19:34:32] < DXC> still wondering if it`s true or not :shifty:

[19:34:42] < DXC> you wouldn`t lie to me, now would you :-O

[19:35:00] < DXC> lets ask sniper to show us some proof ^^
[19:35:06] < DXC> some c/p from the staff chat

[19:35:09] <+ToKol> DXC: no, not to you alone but he has to keep a face around the rest of the users.
[19:35:13] <@zxspectrum> I'm afraid everything I post here can and we'll be used against me, yes?
[19:35:22] <+ToKol> zxspectrum: :yes:

[19:35:24] < DXC> yup
[19:35:28] * zxspectrum hides
[/quote]

#618622 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-06-01 18:14:17 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes]<Manaldski> LOL some perv is watching porno on the PC next to me
<DXC> scary o.0
<ToKol> thats zx.
<DXC> hahahaha ^^[/quote]

[quote=zxspectrum]<zxspectrum> I'm afraid everything I post here can and we'll be used against me, yes?[/quote]

You got that one right :lol:

#618628 by unknown[121650] at 2006-06-01 18:22:14 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Ahh!! Was like gone for 2 days from irc and look what i missed out on! :weep:

#618788 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2006-06-01 22:33:05 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes]
(22:29:59) (GTA3) dual screen stinks
(22:30:02) (GTA3) quad screen rox
(22:30:12) (+ToKol) haha.
(22:30:20) (+ToKol) talk about wide image.
(22:30:30) (+ToKol) its not 16:9 with 4x 1280x1024 monitors.
(22:30:31) (GTA3) talk about watching porn in style
(22:30:40) (+ToKol) four movies at time.
[/quote]

#618794 by unknown[784] at 2006-06-01 22:43:21 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=Simon][quote=#torrentbytes]
(22:29:59) (GTA3) dual screen stinks
(22:30:02) (GTA3) quad screen rox
(22:30:12) (+ToKol) haha.
(22:30:20) (+ToKol) talk about wide image.
(22:30:30) (+ToKol) its not 16:9 with 4x 1280x1024 monitors.
(22:30:31) (GTA3) talk about watching porn in style
(22:30:40) (+ToKol) four movies at time.
[/quote][/quote]
I've done 5.

#619197 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2006-06-02 15:26:15 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes-support]
(11:25:49) (Max) i cant use the tracker if i dont have the torrent
(11:25:56) (%ToKol) indeed.
(11:26:11) (%ToKol) thats exactly the reason i told you to use a proxy.
(11:29:27) (Arkadi) my name is Arkady Gaidamak, can I buy a proxy from you ?
(11:30:27) (%ToKol) no, i dont sell anything.
(11:30:37) (%ToKol) google for free proxys.
(11:31:53) (Arkadi) I would buy Google.
(11:31:57) (Arkadi) thank you
(11:35:14) �� quit: (Arkadi) (~Ido@551650C5.AF9B86B1.52855BF3.IP) (Quit: ownz Google.com)
[/quote]

stupid person :lol:

zx's edit: lol

Last edited by zxspectrum at 2006-06-02 17:16:28

#619914 by hOG (Crusader Mod) at 2006-06-03 18:41:17 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<evilnone> I am back
<evilnone> that dumb women
<evilnone> cops are on the way
<evilnone> I hope they make her pay for that pole
<evilnone> she just blatantly smashed it
<evilnone> I would hit a cat before I would smash a telephone pole
<evilnone> seems like I am the only one talking here
<evilnone> does this channel ever actually have an active time
<evilnone> everytime I am here it seems dead
<evilnone> This one time I was running down the street naked with a hard on
<evilnone> I tripped and fell and landed on my <censored>
<evilnone> this of course snapped it in half
<evilnone> I had 2 options either go to the hospital and have it reatached
<evilnone> or use my mighty duct tape that was in the car to temp fix it
<evilnone> well I decided on the latter of the 2
<evilnone> but it gave me an idea
<evilnone> what if i duct taped something between where it broke off to make it larger
<evilnone> so i desperately was looking for something to fill it in
<evilnone> I came across a stick laying in the road

#620069 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-06-03 23:07:25 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<sniperfin> Hehe, ofcourse, I wont miss your melons this summer for any prize
<DXC> that would be scary...
<Skriblez> sneaky sniper
<sniperfin> no, she is a a nature school teacher
<Cirwen> sniperfin we're doing them in a new way this year
<Cirwen> ^^
<Cirwen> my melons i mean
<sniperfin> I think I have to go to ruisrock now, who could resist Cirwens melons, when you squeese them you get drunk

Last edited by Skriblez at 2006-06-03 23:09:55

#620074 by unknown[3952] at 2006-06-03 23:13:36 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

so out of context!!!! :blush:

#621073 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-06-05 21:03:26 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

* sniperfin suddenly needs a towel to dry out the sweat after hearing Cirwens stories
Skriblez> ha ha
* dCide puts on his wizards robe and magic hat.
<Cirwen> lmao
<DXC> owh owh, sniper got <censored>, RUN!
<Cirwen> dCide <3
<Ronaldo38741> Do you happen to live near a football stadium?
<Skriblez> crazy sniper again
<dCide> <3
<kristoficus> the wife told me some of your stories too sniper... some dodgy stuff!
<Ronaldo38741> Kinky buggers
<Skriblez> ha ha sniper ownd

<Cirwen> lol
<Cirwen> you talk to snipers wifey?
--> Bulbul0n33 (~id@P2PIRC-4B9997B8.bb.netvision.net.il) has joined #torrentbytes
<kristoficus> oops... cant say anymore :shifty:

Last edited by Skriblez at 2006-06-05 21:07:28

#621163 by negge (Power User) at 2006-06-05 22:53:01 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=Simon][quote=#torrentbytes-support]
(11:25:49) (Max) i cant use the tracker if i dont have the torrent
(11:25:56) (%ToKol) indeed.
(11:26:11) (%ToKol) thats exactly the reason i told you to use a proxy.
(11:29:27) (Arkadi) my name is Arkady Gaidamak, can I buy a proxy from you ?
(11:30:27) (%ToKol) no, i dont sell anything.
(11:30:37) (%ToKol) google for free proxys.
(11:31:53) (Arkadi) I would buy Google.
(11:31:57) (Arkadi) thank you
(11:35:14) �� quit: (Arkadi) (~Ido@551650C5.AF9B86B1.52855BF3.IP) (Quit: ownz Google.com)
[/quote]

stupid person :lol:

zx's edit: lol[/quote]

:rofl:

My name is Arkady Gaidamak :rofl:

#621228 by crazytigger Donor

(Power User) at 2006-06-06 00:54:01 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

hehe sounds like fun... how do i get on #torrentbytes ?? !

#621239 by unknown[76406] at 2006-06-06 01:10:08 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

crazytigger wrote:

hehe sounds like fun... how do i get on #torrentbytes ?? !

http://torrentbytes.net/forum_viewtopic … amp;page=1

Ronaldo38741

#623589 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2006-06-10 00:44:14 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

cmon lets keep it alive!

#623609 by unknown[76406] at 2006-06-10 01:40:06 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<GTA3> dont u hate it when ur flicking through the channels late at night and one programme is quieter than another, then some channel with porn comes on and its louder than the rest
<&sniperfin> would it be because in the other channel somebody is tellin you about the weather and in the other channel somebody is getting cock in the arse ?
<&sniperfin> I'll bet that the second one is louder
<Ronaldo38741> Or would it be because when you saw that man humping that other man you just *had* to hear it in all its glorious detail?
<Ronaldo38741> And so subconsciously turned it up

Ronaldo38741

#624079 by unknown[121650] at 2006-06-10 21:26:26 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes with weird ppl inside][22:21] <Fryk> DXC he is my imaginary girlfriend so I guess I have the first spot
[22:21] * DXC runs
[22:21] * Fryk chases DXC
[22:21] * mylostspirit tackles DXC
[22:22] * Fryk throws himself over DXC
[22:22] <DXC> ahum...
[22:22] <DXC> don`t make me angry
[22:22] <Fryk> naughty DXC thought you could escape from us
[22:23] * DXC farts
[22:23] <Fryk> ewwww
[/quote]

[quote=#torrentbytes]
[22:28] * DXC ravages eristalfa
[22:28] * Fryk cheers at DXC
[22:28] <DXC> lol
[22:28] * eristalfa01 ravages nobody
[22:28] * eristalfa01 cries
[22:28] <Fryk> haha
[22:28] * Fryk hugs eristalfa01
[22:28] <eristalfa01>

[22:28] * eristalfa01 is suddenly happy
[22:29] * Fryk gives eristalfa01 a lollipop
[22:29] <Fryk> strawberry taste
[22:29] * eristalfa01 has gotten a warm fuzzy feeling inside
[22:29] <eristalfa01>

[22:29] <DXC> guess you swallowed
[/quote]

#624087 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-06-10 21:34:42 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes]* Fryk gives eristalfa01 a lollipop
<Fryk> strawberry taste
* eristalfa01 has gotten a warm fuzzy feeling inside
<eristalfa01>

<DXC> guess you swallowed
<Fryk> hahaha
<eristalfa01> HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
<Fryk> dirty
<eristalfa01> ^^ DXC ft
<eristalfa01> e
<eristalfa01> w
<eristalfa01> *
<eristalfa01>

<DXC> lol, somethings wrong with it, you`re going nuts

<eristalfa01> zOMG!!![/quote]

Next time you better leave the swallowing to girls, it seems to have a weird effect on guys :lol:

#624091 by unknown[23820] at 2006-06-10 21:35:46 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=DXC][quote=#torrentbytes]* Fryk gives eristalfa01 a lollipop
<Fryk> strawberry taste
* eristalfa01 has gotten a warm fuzzy feeling inside
<eristalfa01>

<DXC> guess you swallowed
<Fryk> hahaha
<eristalfa01> HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
<Fryk> dirty
<eristalfa01> ^^ DXC ft
<eristalfa01> e
<eristalfa01> w
<eristalfa01> *
<eristalfa01>

<DXC> lol, somethings wrong with it, you`re going nuts

<eristalfa01> zOMG!!![/quote]

Next time you better leave the swallowing to girls, it seems to have a weird effect on guys :lol:

[/quote]

Pervs leave me alone!!!!!

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