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#614618 by zxspectrum Donor

('8-bit power') at 2006-05-26 20:18:22 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Let's see if you guys can post what's going on in irc. I'll start with a few quotes.

Quote:

[07:45] <lol2k> halo?
[07:45] <lol2k> sam1 hare?
[07:45] <&sniperfin> yes
[07:45] <lol2k> hi how are you?
[07:45] <&sniperfin> fine,fine,how are you
[07:45] <lol2k> you know the site supernova.com
[07:46] <lol2k> ?
[07:46] <&sniperfin> yes
[07:46] <lol2k> I CAN MAKE WITH YOU OFER?
[07:47] <lol2k> i give you my account ther and you give me accouny in torrentbytes?
[07:47] <&sniperfin> sorry, we dont make such deals
[07:51] <lol2k> you know the channel of all torrent sites?
[07:52] <&sniperfin> no

Quote:

[11:58] * crazybitch has joined #torrentbytes-support
[11:59] * crazybitch has quit IRC (Quit: crazybitch)
[12:05] <@zxspectrum> crazy...

Quote:

[22:58] <zxspectrum> ' \ '
[22:58] <zxspectrum> \_/
[22:58] <zxspectrum> meh, lousy ascii art
[22:58] <JEFFSR> lol

Quote:

[12:00] <th3fn> I'm bored
[12:00] <zxspectrum> go to imbored.com

Moved from TorrentBytes.net by denise119

#614673 by tokol Donor

(Sarcastic Admin) at 2006-05-26 22:09:22 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes][20:55:47] < habbekrats> people should at all times know what they put on their asses[/quote]
:shifty:

EDIT: That is the reason why DXC likes this thread, He has a fellow perv at IRC.
[quote=#torrentbytes][10:11:28] -!- BaBy [~babylove6@F31F0CB4.AC23153C.7700951A.IP] has joined #torrentbytes
[10:11:28] -!- mode/#torrentbytes [+b *!*@F31F0CB4.AC23153C.7700951A.IP] by TB
[10:11:28] -!- BaBy was kicked from #torrentbytes by TB [You are not permitted to be on this channel.]
[10:21:43] < Wandel> there she goes again...[/quote]
Someone ought to put that bot to a leash.
[quote=#torrentbytes][16:04:05] -!- hanek [~hanek@staff.torrentbytes.net] has joined #torrentbytes
[16:05:01] <+ToKol> hello hanek.
[16:05:05] <+ToKol> say hi to Cirwen.
[16:05:06] <@hanek> hey tokol
[16:05:23] <@hanek> er, hi criwen

[16:05:27] <@hanek> *cirwen :p
[16:05:28] < Cirwen> hi

[16:05:40] <+ToKol> see? i have total control over hanek.
[16:05:48] <@hanek> lmao
[16:05:48] < Cirwen> yes
[16:06:01] < Cirwen> now make him get me some food[/quote]

Nothings enough for her :/

Last edited by tokol at 2006-05-27 14:21:38

#614945 by unknown[125834] at 2006-05-27 09:51:37 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=tokol][quote=#torrentbytes][20:55:47] < habbekrats> people should at all times know what they put on their asses[/quote]
:shifty:

[quote=#torrentbytes][10:11:28] -!- BaBy [~babylove6@F31F0CB4.AC23153C.7700951A.IP] has joined #torrentbytes
[10:11:28] -!- mode/#torrentbytes [+b *!*@F31F0CB4.AC23153C.7700951A.IP] by TB
[10:11:28] -!- BaBy was kicked from #torrentbytes by TB [You are not permitted to be on this channel.]
[10:21:43] < Wandel> there she goes again...[/quote]
Someone ought to put that bot to a leash.
[/quote]

hahaha poor baby

#615023 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-05-27 12:26:59 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Great idea ZX

Lets all head to IRC and lets have fun (as usual

)

#615100 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-05-27 14:28:56 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(22:20:55) (Cirwen) busted for what?
(22:21:00) (Satan) porn
(22:21:08) (Cirwen) thats not news o.0

#615110 by sniperfin (Camo admin) at 2006-05-27 14:52:58 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Beware of those sleezy people trying to steal your acconut....

Quote:

[02:10] AdiJay> hi guys. i'm gwtting 403 forbidden ip... why is that ?
[02:10] <InSssss> so open this plzzzzzzzz
[02:10] <AdiJay> *getting
[02:10] <InSssss> you got ban
[02:10] <sniperfin> your ip is banned
[02:10] <AdiJay> nope, i can log on with proxy
[02:10] <sniperfin> that isp is banned
[02:10] <AdiJay> why is that ?
[02:10] <InSssss> pm
[02:10] <sniperfin> too many bad users
[02:11] <InSssss> i am good1
[02:11] <InSssss> if i have the chans
[02:11] <sniperfin> you get our chance when we open sign ups
[02:12] <InSssss> when you open them i wait like 6 mouth
[02:13] <sniperfin> they have been closed under 3 months now
[02:16] <AdiJay> sniperfin is it safe to give InSssss my user and password ?
[02:18] <sniperfin> ofcourse not
[02:18] <InSssss> for help him
[02:19] <sniperfin> never give those out
[02:19] <InSssss> ok whatever
[02:19] <sniperfin> why do you need his pw for helping ?
[02:19] * sniperfin sets mode: +b *!*@P2PIRC-59314C93.bb.netvision.net.il
[02:19] * Timer 1 activated
[02:19] * Timer 1 halted
[02:19] * InSssss was kicked by sniperfin (no)
[02:19] * Added *!*mti-damti@P2PIRC-59314C93.bb.netvision.net.il to ignore list
[02:20] <AdiJay> almost fulled me

Last edited by sniperfin at 2006-05-27 16:02:00

#615127 by Matt865 Donor

(VIP) at 2006-05-27 15:27:49 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Nice to know if I ever get banned I can ask someone for their account in IRC. :lol:

#615673 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-05-28 14:42:09 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

L0l wrote:

<L0l> Ill give you girl advice hl2player2, im sexies in here
<L0l> whats the temp?
<Skriblez> it be 25 C inside
<hl2player2> lol, thanks but I got one (real nice one)
<L0l> inside
<Skriblez> which is way to warm
<DXC> hahahahahahahaha, yeah right L0l ^^
<L0l> then your trail is to post her
* bamsegrill has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* mbj1974 has quit IRC (Quit: Ses)
<hl2player2> lol, ok
<L0l> lol dxc i am!
<DXC> I have to post that one in zx`s topic ^^
<DarkBobby> ^^
<L0l> The thruth must be spread

L0l had a good moment there :rofl:

#615721 by unknown[121650] at 2006-05-28 16:16:17 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes][17:07] * eristalfa01 kidnaps DXC because he want to keep him for himself ^^
[17:08] <DXC> what did I do... o.0
[17:08] * Skriblez hunts down eristalfa01 with an ak
[17:08] <shero> nothin

[17:08] * eristalfa01 also removes all trails leading to him so none can find him

[17:08] * DXC hires Skriblez to eliminate eristalfa with his AK
[17:08] <eristalfa01> :o
[17:08] <Wandel> eliminate someone with a paintball gun?
[17:08] <DXC> bye bye eristalfa :shifty:

[17:08] <DXC> it`s possible ^^
[17:08] <Wandel> you're better off hiring sniperfin
[17:08] * shero throughs a grenade on eristalfa01 !! fire in the hole !!
[17:08] * jblade has quit IRC (Quit: )
[17:09] * eristalfa01 commands his penguin army to cover him
[17:09] * shero tries nuclear attack :evil:

[17:09] * DXC hides behind all the other pervs in this channel
[17:09] <eristalfa01> :o
[17:09] * eristalfa01 saw a carebear and became a good person ^^
[17:10] * Manaldski 's connection starts to lag seriously due to the high spamm volumes
[17:10] <Skriblez> u saw BaByLoVe
[17:11] <DXC> BaBy <3
[17:11] * shero offers eristalfa01 peace !
[17:11] * eristalfa01 accepts!! <3
[17:11] <DXC> bah, <censored>`s...
[17:11] <eristalfa01>

[17:11] * eristalfa01 declares war!
[17:11] * DXC grabs his shotgun and finishes the job
[17:11] * shero decalres WAR again !!
[17:11] <DXC> any last words before you`re going down?
[17:11] * eristalfa01 hides behind shero
[17:12] <shero> damn he wares a vest
[17:12] <eristalfa01> lol
[17:12] <shero> wears **
[17:12] <eristalfa01> ^^
[17:12] * shero tries melee attack ! ( come over here you ! )
[17:12] * cubba1 has joined #torrentbytes
[17:12] <DXC> you played to much MK... ^^
[17:12] <shero>

[17:12] <DXC> but then again, so did I ^^
[17:12] * eristalfa01 runs just as fast as haneks dinner (the meep meep bird)
[17:13] <shero> noone can run as fast as haneks dinner !
[17:13] * eristalfa01 can!
[17:13] <shero> nah!
[17:13] <eristalfa01> I am haneks dinner!!!1
[17:13] <eristalfa01> :o
[17:13] <shero> o.O
[17:14] <eristalfa01> mmmhm
[17:15] <eristalfa01> this is definately going to ZX topic ^^
[17:15] <shero> lol
[17:15] <shero> this war
[17:15] <shero>

[17:15] <eristalfa01>

[/quote]

#615749 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-05-28 17:25:15 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

* Skriblez loves DXC
<DXC> Skriblez, will you marry me?
* Skriblez starts to cry and says yes
* mylostspirit pulls the banana out of Skriblez ass again..
<Wandel> i type the longest lines of all the top 25 most active people o/
* Skriblez usualy has the bananas in the fridge, dunno what u do with them tho
<DXC> Skriby <3
<Wandel> <DXC> Skriblez, will you marry me?
<Wandel>

<mylostspirit> Wandel.. will you marry me?!?
<mylostspirit> hmm suppose that's a no

<Wandel> i'll marry you just to piss DXC off
<mylostspirit> yay

* Skriblez tells DXC he can have Wandel on the side if he wants
<ToKol> have or do?
<Wandel>

<Skriblez> both
<Skriblez> dont want Wandel to be left out in the cold do we

<ToKol> and noone asks wandel.
<Wandel> but Wandel's pretty hot, i think he'd manage pretty well in the cold
<ToKol> lmao.

Don`t we just all go along pretty well with each other :hug:

For those who are reading this: get your lazy bum into IRC

#615897 by hanek Donor

(Ralph Wolf) at 2006-05-28 22:09:42 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=eristalfa01][quote=#torrentbytes](...)
[17:12] * eristalfa01 runs just as fast as haneks dinner (the meep meep bird)
[17:13] <shero> noone can run as fast as haneks dinner !
[17:13] * eristalfa01 can!
[17:13] <shero> nah!
[17:13] <eristalfa01> I am haneks dinner!!!1
[17:13] <eristalfa01> :o
[17:13] <shero> o.O[/quote][/quote]
Just wanted to correct a minor thing... Ralph Wolf doesn't chase the Road Runner, Wile does. Ralph tries to steal sheep from Sam Sheepdog

Anyway, I guess it's kinda nice of you guys to remember me in the channel :smirk:

#615911 by zxspectrum Donor

('8-bit power') at 2006-05-28 22:34:01 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

For those who are reading this: get your lazy bum into IRC

Someone find hamsterman, fifty99, etc. Let's get this ball rolling.

#615917 by unknown[1046] at 2006-05-28 22:39:10 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

good thing no private talks being posted yet.. id like to remain unnoticed

pretty fun though.. keep posting

#615926 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2006-05-28 22:43:53 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

* Shujinko slaps sniperfin
* sniperfin dodges and kicks Shujinko between the legs. Tears are falling from Shujinko 's eyes.
* sniperfin dodges and kicks Shujinko between the legs. Tears are falling from Shujinko 's eyes.

I thought we weren`t allowed to use scripts... Bad sniperfin :closedeyes:

IRC wrote:

* Shujinko slaps dupersuper around a bit with a large trout
* dupersuper slaps Shujinko around a bit with a large trout
<mylostspirit> disabled right off?
* dupersuper slaps ToKol around a bit with a large trout
<Shujinko>

* DXC hugs dupersuper
* dupersuper slaps sniperfin around a bit with a large trout
* sniperfin dodges and kicks dupersuper between the legs. Tears are falling from dupersuper 's eyes.
* sniperfin dodges and kicks dupersuper between the legs. Tears are falling from dupersuper 's eyes.
* dupersuper slaps mylostspirit around a bit with a large trout

It seems that Sniper can`t behave... :smirk:

Pff... staff these days, they`re just kids... Sometimes

#616137 by unknown[3952] at 2006-05-29 09:39:08 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Funkygraz wrote:

good thing no private talks being posted yet.. id like to remain unnoticed

pretty fun though.. keep posting

dang, i'd have quite a few funny ones...

#616159 by unknown[121650] at 2006-05-29 10:27:28 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

IRC wrote:

.....

It seems that Sniper can`t behave... :smirk:

.....

Sniper

^^;

#617075 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2006-05-30 18:37:54 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

taken from some other chan i am at....

[quote=#ZeroLeech]
(12:17:52) (+mitch) your mom walks in the room and says theres a power cut while your trowsers are at your ankles
(12:17:55) (+mitch) and then the power comes on
(12:18:09) (Crashed) There's jizz on the couch.
(12:18:27) (Crashed) IT HAPPENED ONCE. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.
(12:18:33) (Crashed) nick Crashed|NOT HERE ASSHOLES
[/quote]

Last edited by Simon at 2006-05-30 18:38:42

#617077 by unknown[117728] at 2006-05-30 18:40:59 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

* Jenna18 puts on a chineese school skirt
<empty> Is that safe?
<empty> I mean in a room full of geeks.
<Jenna18> I dunno, you tell me honey
<GTA3>    back
<GTA3>    Jenna18
<GTA3>    u got any photos
<Jenna18> Yes stud?
<empty> It would be like sending in a lamm into a cage full of lions.
<Jenna18> Sure
<GTA3>    of you?
<GTA3>    for me?
<Jenna18> On the net somewhere
<GTA3>    lol
<Jenna18> Ill find it
<GTA3>    youve been a naughty girl
<GTA3>    let me wash you down with my hose
<Jenna18> http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6574/beavis5ow.jpg
* Jenna18 is now known as l0l
<GTA3>    thats not you.
<l0l>    Im sexy
<l0l>    it aint?
<GTA3>    is that u L0l
<GTA3>    EW
<l0l>    yeah hehe
<shero> yea didn you get it

<shero> lol
* GTA3 scrubs his hose with a scrubbing brush
<GTA3> you <censored>
<GTA3> i thought u was a woman
<l0l>

<shero> this must b added to irc quotes

<l0l> i can be for you GTA3
<GTA3> ok baby

GTA3 OWNED !!

#617240 by unknown[1046] at 2006-05-30 22:46:04 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Cirwen wrote:

Funkygraz wrote:

good thing no private talks being posted yet.. id like to remain unnoticed

pretty fun though.. keep posting

dang, i'd have quite a few funny ones...

as long as you keep in mind DXC is a minor you rascal....

#617257 by negge (Power User) at 2006-05-30 23:17:40 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Man GTA3 was stupid :lol:

#617262 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2006-05-30 23:22:05 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

negge wrote:

Man GTA3 was stupid :lol:

*cough*

*cough*

#617279 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-05-30 23:47:22 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<zxspectrum> [ PRE ] [ SchoolBusChicks com E07 Jackie XXX WMV BZzYK ] in [ XXX ]
<zxspectrum> oops, wrong channel!
<GTA3> LOL
<GTA3> HAHAHA
<eristalfa01> JEFF?
<uberrig> lolz zxspectrum
<denise119> lol@zx

zx's edit: Lies I say, all lies! :fist:

sniperEdit: hehe,if they only could see the massive amount of pr0n pres you c/p to staff channel every evening...DXC is just a boy scout comparing to you

zx's edit: sniper zx

Last edited by zxspectrum at 2006-05-31 00:59:01

#617305 by uberrig (Power User) at 2006-05-31 00:43:25 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

^^^^

-Uber-

#617310 by pcgamer Donor

(User) at 2006-05-31 00:59:43 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

omg zx

#617520 by unknown[44170] at 2006-05-31 11:10:45 (7 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Life isn't a bitch. Life is a virgin. A bitch is easy

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

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