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#770932 by unknown[135938] at 2007-01-26 08:32:34 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

he told me to delete it!

#770940 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2007-01-26 08:55:05 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

fishyy wrote:

he told me to delete it!

haha who did?, tell me fishyy and I'll kick his little ass.. (I have a feeling on who it could be :shifty:

)

#773759 by unknown[127932] at 2007-01-31 13:46:48 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes]
* GTA3 has joined #torrentbytes
* TB sets mode: +h GTA3
<dordali> hi SImon
* GTA3 hides
<dordali>

<GTA3> simon isnt here right now
<dordali> haha
<GTA3> hes in bed apparantly
<GTA3> hes having sex
<dordali> my thumb is really hurt

<dordali> maybe because the PSP

<GTA3> wait till he unlocks his door he is in trouble with me
<GTA3> for bringing back 3 girls in short skirts and tanktops
<dordali>

<dordali> can you give me a live streaming of it?
<GTA3> who are you?
<dordali> i am dordali
<GTA3> hello dordali
<GTA3> i am simon's mother
<dordali> lol
<GTA3> this will teach him to leave his tv on
<dordali>

<GTA3> his door is locked. and all i can hear is laughing and banging.
<dordali> cool
<GTA3> no it is not "cool"
<dordali> it is cool
<GTA3> no it is not
<dordali> yes it is
<dordali> what is the problem with it?
<GTA3> how does simon know you?
<dordali> let him have some fun

<dordali> he knows me because of the girl we f***ed toghter before one year
<GTA3> I am his mother and simon is only seventeen years of age. I don't want him messing around.
<dordali> i am just kidding
<dordali>

<GTA3> Wait until i find out who you're parents are, you should never encourage my son.
<dordali> rofl
<GTA3> what is the meaning of "rofl" ?
<dordali> nvm
<GTA3> nvm?
<dordali> rofl again
<dordali> anyway i know him from here
<GTA3> whoever you are, and whatever is the meaning of this "rofl" word, I must go now and try to talk sense into my son.
<dordali> lol ok
<GTA3> it was nice talking to you dordali
<dordali> it was nice to talking with you as well ms. ?!!?
<GTA3> mrs
<dordali> or i should say Simon's mom
[/quote]

#773761 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2007-01-31 13:48:15 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

YOU!!!!

Quote:

(13:36:32) (dordali) and this convo goes directly to the irc quotes
(13:36:53) (%GTA3) and so does the line saying "hello dordali... this was a prank."
(13:37:01) (%GTA3) "as i did not want to talk to you

"
(13:37:18) (dordali)

(13:37:43) (dordali) lemme post it
(13:37:44) (dordali) 1sec
(13:37:47) (%GTA3) no
(13:37:52) (dordali) sup Simon?
(13:37:54) (%GTA3) it wasnt even my mom
(13:38:01) (dordali) i know
(13:38:07) (%GTA3) whenever i leave my pc i password lock the mouse and keyboard
(13:38:13) (dordali) i knew from the start it was you

and that was the end bit he missed off.

#774355 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2007-02-01 11:45:52 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Torrentbytes Support Channel wrote:

<DXC> hi ZuGuli, can I help you? ^^
<ZuGuli> Hi DXC; how can we help you?
<ZuGuli> ^^
<ZuGuli> ye
<ZuGuli> in fact you can
<ZuGuli> I thing I need a BJ
* DXC hands ZuGuli a vacuum cleaner
<DXC> anything else?

<ZuGuli> nah

<ZuGuli> you bad service
<DXC> I can charge you money for that vacuum cleaner but I didn`t, so why is it bad service then?

<ZuGuli> haha
<ZuGuli> ok ok
<ZuGuli> I just though the real thing would be better
<ZuGuli> but whatever
* DXC hands ZuGuli a fleshlight... happy now?
<ZuGuli> yepp :p
<ZuGuli> thanks

<DXC> ^^
<DXC> 50 dollar pls
<DXC> this one ain`t free
<ZuGuli>

<ZuGuli> never
<DXC> blah
<DXC> you suck
<ZuGuli> =D
<DXC> you give me a BJ then
<ZuGuli> haha
<ZuGuli> nah
<DXC> ^^
<DXC> guess where this one is going ^^
<ZuGuli> ?!

<ZuGuli> no way
<ZuGuli> ^^

TB`s Support chan, there to help you with all kinda problems and needs :smirk:

Mainly free of charge

#774357 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2007-02-01 11:48:34 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

EDIT: oh you little :fist:

DXC-Edit: yours is little, mine is big :tease:

Last edited by ZuGuli at 2007-02-01 11:53:09

#774359 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2007-02-01 11:50:12 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

ZuGuli wrote:

Right, i`m sorry... Forgot to add something: for all your sexual problems concerning the following: dick stuck in vacuum cleaner, dick slapped between a door, attacked by a cat or anything, contact ZuGuli, 0800-butthole... He`ll help you out

He`s a pro at things like that, plus free advice

#774466 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2007-02-01 15:13:12 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

[16:07:02] [@DXC] bleh
[16:07:06] [@DXC] still writing a report on TDU ^^
[16:10:57] [dordali] sup DXC?

Last edited by ZuGuli at 2007-02-01 15:13:26

#774481 by unknown[127932] at 2007-02-01 15:38:59 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes]
<dordali> Sharm1 i am still wating for the nude pic
<DXC> ....................
<DXC> what did I miss?
<Sharm1> hahaha wait a little bit longer
<DXC> come on
<DXC> tell me
<Sharm1> :p
<DXC> hup hup
<dordali>

<DXC> I wanna know
<DXC> nude where?
<DXC> come on
<DXC> hit me with it
<DXC> COME ON!
<DXC> lamers...
<dordali> haha
<dordali> when i'll get the pic?
<Sharm1> i dont have any nude pics so...never?
<dordali>

<dordali> why not picture yourself nude right now
<DXC> can I get a lapdance then?
<dordali> Sharm1 now give me the nude pic!!!
<Sharm1> NO!
<dordali> YES!
<Sharm1> NO!
<dordali> YES!
<DXC> rofl
<DXC> kids...
<PahiZor> dordali, ever heard of a thing called "gentleman"?
<dordali> Sharm1 now give me the nude pic!!!
<dordali> OPPS
<dordali> yes
<dordali> mrs.sharm1 can i have your nude pic?
<Sharm1> rofl
<dordali> now it is better isn't it?
<Sharm1> well...because you asked nicely...
<Sharm1> NOOOOO!
<dordali>

<DXC> I like the way sharm1 takes care of it
* dordali cries
<PahiZor> Sharm1 why did you tell him about any nude pic in the first place?
<DXC> you use a baseball bat on occasion aswell?
<DXC> girls... they love to tease boys, doh...
<Sharm1> i didnt PahiZor
<dordali> you did
<PahiZor> Israeli...
<dordali> lemme find it
<DarkBobby> lots of highlighs. whos nude? pics? wtf
<PahiZor>

<DarkBobby> ^^
<Sharm1> lol
<PahiZor> baah
<PahiZor> I hate smileys
<PahiZor> "

" arr
<Sharm1> dordali, you said u wanted a nude pic...of my SON! remember
<dordali> <dordali> bow i want a nude pic
<dordali> <dordali> *now
<dordali> <Sharm1> yuck
<dordali> <dordali>

<dordali> <Sharm1> pedo
<dordali> <dordali> of the girl at the right!
<dordali> <dordali> not the child

<dordali> <Sharm1> ooooooooh ok
<dordali> * dordali wating for the pic
<dordali> * dordali wating for the pic
<dordali> <dordali> ^is
<dordali> * Sharm1 wonders how long dordali can w8
<PahiZor> hmm
<Sharm1> see i never said i would give it
<PahiZor> Sharm1 has a child o_O
<dordali> you said ok
<DXC> she`s a MILF lol
<Sharm1> i am not
<Sharm1> lol
<Sharm1> thats sounds...yuck
<DXC> ^^
<dordali> you are
<dordali>

<DarkBobby> :o
<PahiZor> yucky
<DarkBobby> :shifty:

[/quote]

#774488 by DJCrazyChris (Power User) at 2007-02-01 15:51:20 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

You guys haven't seen the pic before?

*me feels privledged*

#774490 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2007-02-01 15:53:03 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

* Sharm1 slaps DXC
<Sharm1> leave him here u twat
* dordali runs like the wind!!
<Sharm1> we just started our conversation
<DXC> guess you like darkbobby then :shifty:

<Sharm1> he's dark, so he must have a big....
<Sharm1> baseball bat?
<dordali> haha
<DarkBobby> erm
<DXC> LOL!
<Sharm1> sorry
<DarkBobby> ;>_>
<dordali> that must be quoted
<DXC> i`m quoting that!
<Sharm1> NOOO

#774493 by Sharm1 (Kids gone wild :P) at 2007-02-01 15:55:43 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DJCrazyChris wrote:

You guys haven't seen the pic before?

*me feels privledged*

and guys, stop quoting me. Im afraid to talk in irc now :unsure:

#776395 by unknown[145711] at 2007-02-05 12:03:49 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<JuhaNappe> mmmh my semen taste's like banana

<DXC> OMG! now that is to much information!
<x6thug6x> HAHAHAha
<JuhaNappe> :S
<JuhaNappe> wrong channel :'[
<x6thug6x> haha gonna save this thing and put it in TB forum
<JuhaNappe> i hate u ppl :q

LOL at juhaNappe :wub:

#776705 by hanek Donor

(Ralph Wolf) at 2007-02-05 23:27:48 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

x6thug6x wrote:

<JuhaNappe> mmmh my semen taste's like banana

#776786 by Lysin Donor

(Crazy Swede) at 2007-02-06 03:51:48 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Juhanappe, you got alot of quotes here.

#776993 by juhanappe (Power User) at 2007-02-06 13:43:18 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

I do

#777188 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2007-02-06 22:11:40 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

juhanappe wrote:

I do

No more bullying JuhaNappe anymore! First one who tries gets into trouble with me! YOU HEAR ME! :fist:

/me grabs his fluffy bunny to attack people with... :shifty:

#777643 by Lysin Donor

(Crazy Swede) at 2007-02-07 22:11:07 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(23:06:44) (+x6thug6x) [A09A36A1]
(23:06:47) (+x6thug6x) what does this mean
(23:07:04) (@Lysin) that's the CRC
(23:07:22) (@DXC) I thought it was the japanse way of labelling SxxExx... lol
(23:07:23) (@Lysin) use a CRC Checker to see if the file matches those 8 characters
(23:07:33) (@Lysin) ROFL DXC

---

(23:08:00) (@DXC) get me in there! soon i`ll be in the guiness book of records <3
(23:08:11) (@Lysin) Nah JuhaNappe is good at that
(23:08:18) (@hanek) JuhaNappe was becoming a monopoly in there :p
(23:08:19) (@DXC) ey, no bullying him anymore k
(23:08:22) (@DXC) lol
(23:08:26) (@Lysin) I'm allowed to.
(23:08:31) (@hanek) so am i

(23:08:35) (@DXC) well so am I but still..
(23:08:40) (@DXC) new victim is ZuGuli... lol
(23:08:53) (@hanek) why?
(23:08:58) (@DXC) or... to make things interesting... bully me =)
(23:09:07) (@DXC) because he has a shorter dick then me, that`s why ^^
(23:09:10) � @Lysin gives DXC a buttplug
(23:09:19) (@DXC) can you please plug me up pretty boy?
(23:09:27) (@hanek) how do you know his dick's shorter than yours?
(23:09:39) (@DXC) why do you think his ex is with me right now?
(23:09:41) (@hanek) don't tell me he tastes like banana too :p
(23:09:48) (@hanek) right...
(23:09:59) (@DXC) I don`t think he`ll ever get over the banana thing lol
(23:10:34) (@DXC) I think mine tastes like strawberry, whatcha think thug?

#777646 by unknown[145711] at 2007-02-07 22:12:37 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<Dr_Phil> is there anything you wanna talk about?
<Lysin> Yes
<Lysin> about your tiny dick
<Dr_Phil> you wanna share something?
<Lysin> why is it so tiny?
<Dr_Phil> i`m sorry mate, you`re looking into the mirror right now, that err, thing? ain`t mine
<x6thug6x> LOl
<x6thug6x> pwnd
<x6thug6x> HAHAHAHH
<x6thug6x> HAHAHAHAHA
<Lysin> ok
<Lysin> I can't take your fucking shit anymore
<x6thug6x> :
<x6thug6x> :o
<Lysin> later
* Lysin has left #torrentbytes
<x6thug6x>

<Dr_Phil> lmao
<x6thug6x> he will come back
<x6thug6x> LOL
<Dr_Phil> you got to be kidding me...

#777670 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2007-02-07 22:49:52 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Lysin wrote:

(23:08:40) (@DXC) new victim is ZuGuli... lol
(23:08:53) (@hanek) why?
(23:09:07) (@DXC) because he has a shorter dick then me, that`s why ^^

oh you little..... :fist:

.. I'll get you.. just wait!

#777673 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2007-02-07 22:55:16 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

ZuGuli wrote:

I'll get you.. just wait!

You`re coming after me again? :blink:

Dude seriously, we talked this over... I`m straight k?

#777771 by Wandel Donor

(Pirate) at 2007-02-08 06:46:23 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

ZuGuli wrote:

I'll get you.. just wait!

You`re coming after me again? :blink:

Dude seriously, we talked this over... I`m straight k?

Yeah, this thread is full of quotes supporting that...

#777941 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2007-02-08 17:04:10 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

<Manaldski> yes, in holland you can find alot of whores and geen
<Manaldski> green
<Manaldski> lol <censored> isnt censured
<Juunaz> lol <censored> isnt censured
<Juunaz> or rly?

#779894 by unknown[144686] at 2007-02-12 22:39:51 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

1629.35 DXC: so okay, everybody calm down, take a seat, and see how your life is without torrent sites lol
1629.36 Wandel: nfore, isn't it?
1629.37 DXC: NFOrce
1629.40 DXC: .nl
1629.45 Wandel: c*
1629.49 Zen`: DXC: so okay, everybody calm down, take a seat, and see how your life is without torrent sites lol
1629.52 Zen`: nevar!
1629.58 DXC: okay, then all panic!
1630.03 DXC: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
1630.05 Skriblez dances
1630.06 DXC runs around like a looney
1630.07 Wandel: not as long as i've got 2 other torrent sites online!
1630.08 DXC: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
1630.17 Zen` grabs a fire extinguisher and starts spraying everything
1630.33 dott:

1630.35 DXC sets the place on fire
1630.36 DXC: aaaaaaaaaaah
1630.58 Skriblez just hopes the tracker stays alive
1631.05 DXC: TB staff, always nice, always calm, always prepared for things when they go wrong
1631.06 DXC: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

----------------------------

service interuption chaos :lol:

#780360 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2007-02-13 23:19:27 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

onoes now everybody can see my dancing :shifty:

hi hi look at ZuGuil when porn is released

<ZuGuli> w00t
<ZuGuli> pr0n

<ZuGuli> zomg

Last edited by Skriblez at 2007-02-13 23:20:28

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