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#670267 by unknown[76406] at 2006-08-19 23:28:24 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

IRC wrote:

<@VeryBadGUy> I love horse porn

Ronaldo38741

:lol:

Last edited by VeryBadGuy at 2006-08-19 23:29:42

#670269 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-08-19 23:30:30 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

<VeryBadGUy> I love horse porn
<GTA3> horse or hoarse
<VeryBadGUy> one of the highlights of my life was watching a horse and woman sex show in mexico
<GTA3> O.O
<VeryBadGUy> don't knock it till youve seen it
<GTA3> a what and a who?!"?!?
<DXC> I love horse porn, my weener is bigger then the horse one, always makes me laugh <3
<GTA3> wtf
<GTA3> weird
<VeryBadGUy> and you feel bad for the horse...cause the chick is always butt ugly
<VeryBadGUy> you know the horse could get better
<DXC> ^^

#674415 by deviant1 (Power User) at 2006-08-25 10:56:59 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

[11:10] * lisa_14 (hellman@P2PNET-56D28A93.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #torrentbytes
[11:10] * TB sets mode: +b *!*@P2PNET-56D28A93.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
[11:10] * lisa_14 was kicked by TB (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)
[11:10] <Kokarda> K
[11:10] <Kokarda> lis_14 joins and you ban her
[11:10] <Kokarda> That was like awesome opportunity for cyber sex
[11:11] <Kokarda> Shitheads

:lol:

#675046 by SimonDonor (First Line Support) at 2006-08-26 12:07:15 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Quote:


(03:48:58)      —› join: (MCS) (MCS@P2PNET-CF1C1330.acesso.oni.pt)
(03:49:28) (MCS) hello
(03:49:43) (MCS) unser me
(03:49:49) (MCS) hello
(03:49:51) (MCS) hello
(03:49:52) (MCS) hello
(03:49:54) (MCS) hello
(03:49:56) (MCS) hello
(03:49:58) (MCS) hello
(03:50:11) (MCS) why you donīt unser
(03:50:13) (MCS) why you donīt unser
(03:50:14) (MCS) why you donīt unser
(03:50:20) (MCS) why you donīt unser
(03:51:10) (MCS) motherfuckers
(03:51:24) (MCS) son of the bicth
(03:51:47) (MCS) your mothers are cook siŦuckers
(03:51:52) (MCS) suckers
(03:52:12) (MCS) your mother like dicks and put in the ass
(03:52:24) (MCS) fuck you
(03:52:29) (MCS) fuck
(03:52:36) (MCS) your mother like dicks and put in the ass
......
(03:53:10) (MCS) <MCS> <MCS> your mother like dicks and put in the ass
(03:53:11) (MCS) <MCS> <MCS> your mother like dicks and put in the ass
(03:53:12) (MCS) your mother like dicks and put in the ass
(03:53:13) (MCS) <MCS> your mother like dicks and put in the ass
....


moments later

(03:53:35)      —› quit: (MCS) (MCS@P2PNET-CF1C1330.acesso.oni.pt) (Excess Flood)

PWND! ^^

#675106 by unknown[97598] at 2006-08-26 13:55:25 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Quote:

[15:44:06] * dordali is now known as dana_14
[15:44:13] <dana_14> hi anyone want to have sex with me?
[15:44:20] <Da_Devil> no...
[15:44:24] <Da_Devil> ur too little
[15:44:27] <dana_14> i want to lose my verginty
[15:44:41] <Da_Devil> go ask dordali
[15:45:00] <dana_14> dordali you want to have sex with me?
[15:45:05] * dana_14 is now known as dordali
[15:45:14] <dordali> can i have your pic?
[15:45:21] * dordali is now known as dana_14
[15:45:29] <dana_14> i don't have one
[15:45:48] * dana_14 is now known as dordali
[15:46:01] <dordali> so go <censored> your brother!!
[15:46:20] <Da_Devil> dana_14 goes to dordali
[15:46:20] <dordali> ^^
[15:46:20] <Da_Devil> rofl
[15:46:30] * dordali is now known as dana_14
[15:46:41] * dana_14 goes to Da_Devil
[15:46:45] * dana_14 is now known as dordali
[15:46:47] <Da_Devil> not rly
[15:46:52] <dordali> haha
[15:46:52] <Da_Devil> DXC kick him
[15:46:59] <dordali> nooo
[15:47:04] * DXC kicks dordali in the nuts
[15:47:08] <dordali>
[15:47:10] <dordali> ouchhh
[15:47:14] <Da_Devil> nah i mean kick him out of the chan.

#676703 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-08-28 21:31:17 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

<starwarseye> sleep is a sin
<OneWicked1> that explains why i wake up with a booner


<dordali> i like wireless keyboard and mice because you can see Porn when lying on bed

Last edited by Skriblez at 2006-09-01 13:09:52

#680183 by jbladeDonor (First Line Support) at 2006-09-02 17:56:50 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Skriblez wrote:

<starwarseye> sleep is a sin
<OneWicked1> that explains why i wake up with a booner


<dordali> i like wireless keyboard and mice because you can see Porn when lying on bed

:rofl:

Those are some good ones

#680254 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-09-02 19:51:50 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

* TB gives channel operator status to VeryBadGUy
<suomynona> :o
* Skriblez licks VeryBadGUy on the nose
<Kokarda> VeryBadGUy uses IRC ?
<suomynona> apparently so
<suomynona> vbg, can we remove the sensor
<-- VeryBadGUy has kicked Kokarda from #torrentbytes (Of course I do)
--> Kokarda (PunkDude@P2PNET-EC3223E9.dial-up.dsl.siol.net) has joined #torrentbytes
<suomynona> haha
<suomynona> censor*
<Skriblez> he been here sometimes
<Ronaldo38741> Probably not
<VeryBadGUy> dont laugh...crazy bot does that whenever I come on...dunno why
<Kokarda> Why did u kick me
* VeryBadGUy hides nose so Skriblez cant lick it
<Ronaldo38741> Zomg, MJ!
<VeryBadGUy> m8 honestly it wasnt me...crazy bot does it whenever I join
<VeryBadGUy> picks a random person and kicks them
<VeryBadGUy> strange
* Skriblez starts a crusade to find VeryBadGUys nose
<VeryBadGUy> trying to figure it out still
<Ronaldo38741> * VeryBadGUy has kicked Kokarda from #torrentbytes (Of course I do)
<Kokarda> That is not bot
<Kokarda> TB is bot
<VeryBadGUy> it seems to take my name too....honestly we have no clue
<VeryBadGUy>
<Kokarda> <censored> off
<suomynona> lol
<Kokarda> I am using irc a few years
<Kokarda> I know somw <censored> about it
<VeryBadGUy> ROFL Ok m8 I am going to "Censor" off now
<Ronaldo38741> That's a tad rude
<Ronaldo38741> Seeing as he's joking
<suomynona> easy fellas
<Kokarda> Well he could say that at first
<suomynona> lets all calm down
<suomynona> and tell a good joke
<Ronaldo38741> Kokarda, IRC doesn't have [joke] tags
<Skriblez> heard of irony Kokarda ?
<VeryBadGUy> Watch its all in fun m8
<Ronaldo38741> People generally figure it out for themselves
<-- Dr_v has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<-- VeryBadGUy has kicked suomynona from #torrentbytes (because its funny)
<VeryBadGUy> see?
<jblade> how come iori never posts anymore :-/
<shahryzz> He probably doesn't know how to rejoin.
--> suomynona (cz@D504A6AE.2C434340.4477D80C.IP) has joined #torrentbytes
--> Dr_v (~bom@from.ee) has joined #torrentbytes
<suomynona>
<VeryBadGUy> ask jblade he gets kicked by the VBG bot all the time whenever he asks about changing the bot
<jblade> yup
<jblade> see
<jblade> look
<jblade> bot
* jblade waits
<jblade> change bot
<-- Kokarda (PunkDude@P2PNET-EC3223E9.dial-up.dsl.siol.net) has left #torrentbytes
* jblade waits
<Skriblez> lol
<VeryBadGUy> damn not working
<Skriblez> kokarda got sad and left
<jblade> muahah
<VeryBadGUy> roflmmfao

#680757 by SimonDonor (First Line Support) at 2006-09-03 13:24:52 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Skriblez wrote:

* TB gives channel operator status to VeryBadGUy
<suomynona> :o
* Skriblez licks VeryBadGUy on the nose
<Kokarda> VeryBadGUy uses IRC ?
<suomynona> apparently so
<suomynona> vbg, can we remove the sensor
<-- VeryBadGUy has kicked Kokarda from #torrentbytes (Of course I do)
--> Kokarda (PunkDude@P2PNET-EC3223E9.dial-up.dsl.siol.net) has joined #torrentbytes
<suomynona> haha
<suomynona> censor*
<Skriblez> he been here sometimes
<Ronaldo38741> Probably not
<VeryBadGUy> dont laugh...crazy bot does that whenever I come on...dunno why
<Kokarda> Why did u kick me
* VeryBadGUy hides nose so Skriblez cant lick it
<Ronaldo38741> Zomg, MJ!
<VeryBadGUy> m8 honestly it wasnt me...crazy bot does it whenever I join
<VeryBadGUy> picks a random person and kicks them
<VeryBadGUy> strange
* Skriblez starts a crusade to find VeryBadGUys nose
<VeryBadGUy> trying to figure it out still
<Ronaldo38741> * VeryBadGUy has kicked Kokarda from #torrentbytes (Of course I do)
<Kokarda> That is not bot
<Kokarda> TB is bot
<VeryBadGUy> it seems to take my name too....honestly we have no clue
<VeryBadGUy>
<Kokarda> <censored> off
<suomynona> lol
<Kokarda> I am using irc a few years
<Kokarda> I know somw <censored> about it
<VeryBadGUy> ROFL Ok m8 I am going to "Censor" off now
<Ronaldo38741> That's a tad rude
<Ronaldo38741> Seeing as he's joking
<suomynona> easy fellas
<Kokarda> Well he could say that at first
<suomynona> lets all calm down
<suomynona> and tell a good joke
<Ronaldo38741> Kokarda, IRC doesn't have [joke] tags
<Skriblez> heard of irony Kokarda ?
<VeryBadGUy> Watch its all in fun m8
<Ronaldo38741> People generally figure it out for themselves
<-- Dr_v has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<-- VeryBadGUy has kicked suomynona from #torrentbytes (because its funny)
<VeryBadGUy> see?
<jblade> how come iori never posts anymore :-/
<shahryzz> He probably doesn't know how to rejoin.
--> suomynona (cz@D504A6AE.2C434340.4477D80C.IP) has joined #torrentbytes
--> Dr_v (~bom@from.ee) has joined #torrentbytes
<suomynona>
<VeryBadGUy> ask jblade he gets kicked by the VBG bot all the time whenever he asks about changing the bot
<jblade> yup
<jblade> see
<jblade> look
<jblade> bot
* jblade waits
<jblade> change bot
<-- Kokarda (PunkDude@P2PNET-EC3223E9.dial-up.dsl.siol.net) has left #torrentbytes
* jblade waits
<Skriblez> lol
<VeryBadGUy> damn not working
<Skriblez> kokarda got sad and left
<jblade> muahah
<VeryBadGUy> roflmmfao

lol!

Last edited by Simon at 2006-09-03 13:26:10

#680954 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-09-03 18:29:03 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

* Skriblez dances
* suomynona dances too
<suomynona> -/-<
<suomynona> -|-<
<suomynona> -\-<

#681780 by unknown[12051] at 2006-09-04 21:21:17 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

<lol2k345> irc is dangerous
<lol2k345> im not gonna get laid in months now that im back
<suomynona> lol
* DXC humps lol2k345 hard
<DXC> there we go
<suomynona> :o

#686203 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-09-11 20:25:13 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

* DXC hires Donkey Kong to collect all the bananas
* starwarseye captures donky kong and makes a movie
* starwarseye does a evil laugh (my plan worked)

Starwarseye seems to have a thing for Bananas and gorillas :shifty:

Eezee> DXC got his period ;o
<Eezee> watch out people!
<DXC> exactly, so beware!
<DXC> or i`ll flood you in it

ehhe...hmmm...

DXC:wub:

<Eezee> tiesto sucks
<Eezee> :p
<DXC> so do you, but you`re good at it

Eezee ownd by masta DXC :bow:

Last edited by Skriblez at 2006-09-14 20:31:27

#688791 by unknown[3952] at 2006-09-15 14:51:33 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

[16:48] <Skriblez> but im off to vacume hose



should be interesting

#688956 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-09-15 19:28:03 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

damn ownd by Cirwen :bow:

think i need to install a spell check on my irc client...

Phixion> omg she got more downstairs than i have :o
<lupine> ...
<DXC> OMG, does she has balls then down there?
<Cirwen> hahahahahaha
<Cirwen> i doubt she needs to have much
<Phixion> lol
<-- Badgerz has quit (Broken pipe)
<Phixion> its quite scary
<Phixion> but somehow still turns me on... am i <censored>?

Phixion has doubts about himself

* Earwig hangs out his manhood and pretends it's a nose
<Earwig> LOL
* Skriblez goes looking for the rottwiler again
* Earwig runs

Yinchie> http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/  >.< it gotten even smaller.
<Phixion> omg lol
<DXC> great, now I can stick it in my ass <3
<DXC> now I can go running nude

ehhe great idea masta DXC... reminde me to not be on the stret that day.

Last edited by Skriblez at 2006-09-16 20:50:47

#690066 by lotnybartek (Love Is Simple) at 2006-09-17 12:52:29 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

IRC wrote:

<GTA3> lmao
<GTA3> my res is 1280x1024
<morradi> wow, mine too! we could be 1280X1024-buddies!
<GTA3> what hz

#690071 by morradiDonor (User) at 2006-09-17 13:01:40 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

I dont think he wants to   1280X1024-buddies anyone?

#690074 by EuryDonor (User) at 2006-09-17 13:15:20 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

morradi wrote:

I dont think he wants to   1280X1024-buddies anyone?

yeah sure why not 1280X1024 buddy ?

#690178 by unknown[127932] at 2006-09-17 16:54:10 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

IRC wrote:


* ace0174 has joined #torrentbytes
* Wandel2 has joined #torrentbytes
* ZimmE has joined #torrentbytes
<dordali> joining attack!
<dordali> we need to find the power and attaxk the pepole that join
* kristoficus slaps dordali around a bit with a large trout
* dordali takes out his light saber
* Kurtman pokes dordali
* Pengo takes out a sick with dog poopies on the end of it
* Pengo runs after dordali
<Kurtman> Aaah! dog poopies!
<Pengo> lol i did that to someone in rl
* dordali is now known as Darth_Vader
<Kurtman> Who hasn't?
<Pengo> u?
* Darth_Vader kill everybody
<Kurtman> Did it
<Pengo> Darth_Vader
* Kurtman is now known as Luke_Skywalker
<Pengo> nop u cant
<Luke_Skywalker> Father!
<Luke_Skywalker> Repent!
* Pengo The_Force
* Pengo is now known as The_Force
<The_Force> u cant beat me
<The_Force> im the force
<Darth_Vader> i can beat you
<The_Force> i can do good and evil stuff
<Luke_Skywalker> I can use you though
<The_Force> norp
* The_Force gets use by noone
<Darth_Vader> i can if i want
* Luke_Skywalker uses The_Force to scratch his behind
* The_Force gets used by noone
<The_Force> dam it
* Darth_Vader humps The_Force
<The_Force> now i smell like poopies
<Darth_Vader> you see how i can beat you!!!
<Darth_Vader> i am the king of the world
<The_Force> i can beat u
<The_Force> but i dont want to
<Darth_Vader> i allready beat you
* Luke_Skywalker puts The_Force on a stick and chases Darth_Vader with it
<The_Force> lol
<Darth_Vader> noooooo
<Darth_Vader> don't dooo it
<Darth_Vader> i am melting
* Darth_Vader is now known as dordali

#690194 by unknown[114339] at 2006-09-17 17:39:23 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Eury wrote:

morradi wrote:

I dont think he wants to   1280X1024-buddies anyone?

yeah sure why not 1280X1024 buddy ?

I wanna be a 1280x1024 buddy tooooo!

#690248 by morradiDonor (User) at 2006-09-17 19:13:00 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Its okay, i want plenty of teh buddies! we can even form a club. Lets do that. yes. We should.

#690505 by LysinDonor (Crazy Swede) at 2006-09-18 07:48:26 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

Haha hilarious quotes, first time since I joined that I've ever looked in this thread

#691636 by SkriblezDonor (Kidnapped by RL) at 2006-09-19 21:29:33 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

<PahiZor> man my friend is quite dumb when it comes to army stuff 
<DXC> eh?
<PahiZor> I told him that a hand grenade explodes after 5secs when you throw it and he's like "isn't that like very dangerous" 
<PahiZor> "hand grendas are dangerous, wtf?!?" 
<PahiZor> and then he was serious about that he could become a general or atleast major after the compulsory military service   
<DXC> since when are they dangerous?
<DXC> that`s bs...
<PahiZor> yeah, just leave it be after you cook it 
<DXC> I threw so many handgrenades in my life, when I messed up I simply respawned and threw it again...
<PahiZor> riiight...
<PahiZor>

ehhe right....scary

BaByLoVe> i go the extra step :shifty:

This from the support channel. lotsa wierd people there:

--> tahaalibak (tahaalibak@571CF2DD.FD426D2.D1719FE4.IP) has joined #torrentbytes-support
<tahaalibak> hello
<tahaalibak> I understand that you people are bored of people begging you for inviting them to the site, but all the same i'm here to do so
<tahaalibak> i've tried for quite some time now to get on
<tahaalibak> but noone has an invite or wants to give one
<tahaalibak> I bet there still are good ppl out there
<tahaalibak> good people who r members of the staff
<tahaalibak> I NEED IT
<tahaalibak> pLZ
<tahaalibak> save me
<tahaalibak> For Christs sake i'm begging you on my knees
<tahaalibak> Pleas if somehow a special invite could be arranged.
<tahaalibak> I promise to never disappoint the community
<tahaalibak> to maintain a good ratio
<tahaalibak> always above 2
<tahaalibak> You people run the best site opn the planet
<tahaalibak> you can not blame for being so desperate to get on
<tahaalibak> however, you can help me
<tahaalibak> just give me the invite
<tahaalibak> and give me one week to prove myself
<tahaalibak> please ppl please
<tahaalibak> help a brother in need
<tahaalibak> or if ur old enough, consider me to be a son in need
<tahaalibak> if it helps in convincing you I'm sick
<tahaalibak> not serious, just viral fever, but u cant turn away from a sick beggar
<tahaalibak> I will be grateful to you ppl eternally if you could just somehow spare me one small invite
<tahaalibak> tahaalibak@gmail.com is my email address
<tahaalibak> I hope when the certain great, mighty, and noble member of TB staff sees this, he'll have mercy and pity for me and send me that one invite
<tahaalibak> and I promise to give to the community, more than what i take
<tahaalibak> thankyou for taking the time to read through this.
<tahaalibak> Take care and goodbye
<-- tahaalibak (tahaalibak@571CF2DD.FD426D2.D1719FE4.IP) has left #torrentbytes-support

Last edited by Skriblez at 2006-09-23 19:25:45

#696662 by starwarseye (Power User) at 2006-09-27 21:10:46 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

-
* You were kicked from #torrentbytes by TB (you`re not holy, get out, you faker! 666!!!)
-


DXC abusing me again



:giggle:

DXC-Edit: I really wonder who`s abusing who sometimes :lol:

Last edited by DXC at 2006-09-27 21:31:53

#696886 by LysinDonor (Crazy Swede) at 2006-09-28 05:09:25 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

[06:05:27] <+chomeop> and i'm 97% of my download limit...
[06:05:35] * Lysin has no download/upload limit
[06:05:37] <Lysin> ;D
[06:05:41] <Pengo> :@
[06:05:44] * +chomeop cries
[06:05:49] <Pengo> and u have like 10 or 100mb to the home
[06:05:57] <Pengo> bs!
[06:05:59] <Lysin> 100 in
[06:06:05] <Lysin> per ip number
[06:06:09] <Lysin> and 10 out, per ip number
[06:06:11] <Pengo> dam u :@
[06:06:14] <Lysin> and I get 5 ip's
[06:06:15] <Lysin> max
[06:06:28] <Lysin> so lets just say I can use 300mbit download if I want
[06:06:31] <+chomeop> when i travel through sweden next year i'm gonna cut as manny internet lines as i can
[06:06:39] <Lysin> haha
[06:06:39] <Pengo> hahaha
[06:06:40] <Lysin> hell no
[06:06:48] <Avarice7DS> download limits sux !
[06:06:49] <Pengo> do it chomeop
[06:06:52] <Pengo> i will help u
[06:07:02] <Pengo> but u gotta pay for my ticket

What's with the hate, no one is touching meh cables!

#696887 by PengoIsMe (Sexy Aussie) at 2006-09-28 05:22:43 (6 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]Top

<+chomeop> i went fishing yesterday
<Pengo> chomeop wanna make hot love tonite
<+chomeop> not again
<+chomeop> too tired from last time
<Pengo> ;D
<Pengo> fishing is funy
<Pengo> fun*
<Pengo> i ahve not been for ages
<Pengo> chomeop ppl in my post said to get ddr2-800
<+chomeop> lol we were out near the open water in like 8M of water
<+chomeop> in a tiny boat in like 1M sweel
<+chomeop> *swell <censored> it was scary
<Pengo> my dad used to be a life guard
<+chomeop> then we went into the magroves in like 50cm of water
<+chomeop> and caught tiny little brim
<+chomeop> <------------------------------------------------>
* Pengo does not like going out in water
<+chomeop> that big
<+chomeop> set ur res to 1280x1024 to get proper size

LOL

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