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#1214968 by unknown[239832] at 2009-12-13 00:06:18 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

we quote ali G too much

[23:57] <boselect> TWO WORDS
[23:57] <boselect> KEEP IT REAL
[23:57] <GTA3> thats three words
[23:57] <boselect> dont be a spanner
[23:57] <boselect> it aint a real word
[23:57] <boselect> its short for innit, innit

#1214972 by unknown[362336] at 2009-12-13 00:12:02 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

you arent allowed to quote yourself bo,

and welcome to site

#1215905 by unknown[239832] at 2009-12-14 22:48:51 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[22:45] <boselect> wtf
[22:45] <boselect> why did i get D/C'd
[22:46] <boselect> o_o
[22:46] <Manaldski> because your gay
[22:46] <boselect> my gay
[22:46] <boselect> where is he?
[22:46] * Joins: _cRaZy_ (~cRaZy@the.cRaZy.one) [121 users]

i had to do it before someone else did D:
i lold

#1216122 by sifichick (Power User) at 2009-12-15 13:16:37 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

OMG bosey that's hysterical!

#1216342 by unknown[362336] at 2009-12-15 23:39:37 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

#1217502 by sifichick (Power User) at 2009-12-18 23:23:54 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

16:05 sifichick • Microdossler you watch horse porn?
16:06 Microdossler • I've seen some
16:06 sifichick • nasty
16:06 Microdossler • I try to stretch the extremeties of my concept of porn occasionally

*snicker* Microdossler like horse porn :giggle:

16:42 Microdossler • well, technically your prostate gets stimuli when you take a crap

Last edited by sifichick at 2009-12-18 23:43:43

#1217510 by xenotype (Power User) at 2009-12-18 23:53:15 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

15:51 < Accatyyc> let's bring in the anal stories!
15:51 < Accatyyc> good ol' days when i was young with my first girl
15:52 < Accatyyc> and we wanted to had sex
15:52 < Accatyyc> and she was menstruating
15:52 < Accatyyc> so we did it the other way
15:52 < Accatyyc> and got addicted from then.

#1217557 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2009-12-19 01:23:23 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[02:22] <Fake> baw sufu
[02:22] <Fake> naw sifi*

#1219388 by sifichick (Power User) at 2009-12-24 00:40:28 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Sniper is drunk in main channel. Here are the highlights.

16:47 ~sniperfin • xmas is expensive, I just went through my recepies, 960 euros for presents, that is sich
16:48 ~sniperfin • booze was bought from estona
16:48 sifichick • so it was cheap?
16:49 ~sniperfin • +i
16:49 ~sniperfin • yeah
16:49 ~sniperfin • 6 euros for half liter of 40% booze
16:49 ~sniperfin • + the fishermands frieds cancy
16:51 ~sniperfin • and whiskey was from mi bro, so it cost nada
16:51 ~sniperfin • our wifes are angry though
16:52 ~sniperfin • what is it with women, they dont understand that when brothers drink, its not pretty
16:54 %DXC • you sucked those titties empty sifichick!
16:54 sifichick • nah I was bottle fed
16:54 ~sniperfin • ooh
16:54 • Calhil [~Calhil@8C9B393F.97C565C8.619E311B.IP] has quit IRC
16:55 ~sniperfin • I would love to suck sifis titties empty

16:55 sifichick • lmao
17:00 ~sniperfin • I have huge cock and I am pretty good looking
17:02 ~sniperfin • Im the only admin on tb with more than average cokc
17:06 ~sniperfin • that is a long time these days
17:06 xenotype_ • what a coincidence
17:06 simon • doesnt matter how long
17:06 xenotype_ • ive been banging her for 21 years
17:06 simon • matters if its right
17:06 ~sniperfin • I was 22 and she was 17 when we met
17:07 simon • my parents have been together for 30 yrs or so
17:07 • mecassa [~a@P2PNET-329057D1.dsl.bell.ca] has joined #torrentbytes
17:07 ~sniperfin • nice
17:07 simon • wasnt worth it if you ask me
17:07 ~sniperfin • for me it has been worth it
17:07 sifichick • aww that's sweet sniperfin
17:07 ~sniperfin • the day I feel its not worth it, I go
17:12 ~sniperfin • I have to be santa tomorrow so no passing out to me
17:13 ~sniperfin • I get caught
17:13 ~sniperfin • I start to laugh when the kids start to sing
17:13 simon • lol
17:13 ~sniperfin • "what the fuck, dont you know its me suckers"
17:21 ~sniperfin • I love our relaionship with my friends

#1220566 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-12-27 14:43:49 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(15:43:02) (boselect) i remember my first phone
(15:43:04) (boselect) it had a phone book
(15:43:06) (boselect) THAT WAS PAPER

LOL!

#1221138 by unknown[81460] at 2009-12-29 20:36:00 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

sifichick wrote:

Sniper is drunk in main channel. Here are the highlights.

17:00 ~sniperfin • I have huge cock and I am pretty good looking
17:02 ~sniperfin • Im the only admin on tb with more than average cokc

So Sniper is a closet guy .............try turning the binoculars round when staring in the staff showers pee wee !!!!

#1221403 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-12-30 15:26:29 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

BoB wrote:

sifichick wrote:

Sniper is drunk in main channel. Here are the highlights.

17:00 ~sniperfin • I have huge cock and I am pretty good looking
17:02 ~sniperfin • Im the only admin on tb with more than average cokc

So Sniper is a closet guy .............try turning the binoculars round when staring in the staff showers pee wee !!!!

intesrting, ..
it mush have been a very weird party where u guys ( the admins of tb ) starting showing each other your cocks ..

#1226014 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-01-11 14:21:53 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

* @DarkBobby looks around
<@DarkBobby> carry on.
* @DarkBobby disappears into darkness
* @DarkBobby (~atspo@centzon.totochtin) Quit (Quit: ( Exit ))
<%DXC> alright, he's gone, lets party! \o/

#1226133 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2010-01-11 18:56:10 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[20:54:52] [&cRaZy] if only everyone was sweet and innocent like me
[20:55:03] [&cRaZy] mmm...DXC...how big is the package?
[20:55:23] [&cRaZy] 6.75 seems like a decent size

#1227159 by Sharm1 (Kids gone wild :P) at 2010-01-13 22:08:19 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

i had to...

[23:06] <%DXC> wanna do it in the butt?
[23:06] <+sifichick> I got to have fun today
[23:06] <+DXD> we were just talking about you.

#1228464 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-01-16 20:27:44 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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<halo> i am not the type that complane but, i got no sound with this release?
<halo> nvm
<halo> guess what the problem was
<xenotype> mute?
<halo> yea
<xenotype> speakers werent turned up?
<halo> yea
<xenotype> hahahahahhahahahahahahah *breathe* hahahhahahahahahahah

#1228520 by unknown[239832] at 2010-01-16 22:52:53 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[22:50] <fff> i have super seamen!!
[22:50] <fff> i only been with my gf for 4 weeks but the doctor says she is 4 months pregnant

#1230322 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-01-21 13:23:04 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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<+sifichick> fake
<Fake> yo
<+sifichick> not you the picture
<Fake> o

#1230328 by kuskela Donor

(Dr. Bombay) at 2010-01-21 13:38:06 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

Quote:

<+sifichick> fake
<Fake> yo
<+sifichick> not you the picture
<Fake> o

Last edited by kuskela at 2010-01-21 13:38:20

#1230639 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2010-01-22 00:19:47 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(01:18:15) (Truls) Yo mamma's so fat that
(01:18:17) (Truls) Well
(01:18:20) (Truls) Just look at Haiti

:rofl:

#1230814 by TheFake (User) at 2010-01-22 14:58:24 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

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<+sifichick> fake
<Fake> yo
<+sifichick> not you the picture
<Fake> o

Glad to be of assistance

#1230966 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2010-01-22 23:02:56 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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<%DXC> this is the internet, here are people whatever they want to be
<%DXC> i'll be a shemale for a bit again then
<Sumacke> shemale?
<Sumacke> sec
<Sumacke> this is awesome
<jpt> eww
<%DXC> hmm, so Sumacke doesn't only love ass, he loves the cock too...
<Sumacke>*removed the link since it's not Chit-Chat friendly*
<%DXC> now why don't I wanna click that link...
<Sumacke> check that out, then i will tell you something funny
<%DXC> and what if I don't wanna click it?
<%DXC> i'm getting the idea it's a shemale on cam...
<Sumacke> no
<%DXC> right, lemme see then
<Sumacke> click
<%DXC> whooo
<%DXC> nice chick with a dildo up her pussy
<%DXC> nice set of tits too
<%DXC> nice tan line
<Sumacke> it's a transvestite
<Sumacke> and youre not even looking
<%DXC> doesn't look like a tranvestite at all to me
<%DXC> more like a nice young girl, probably brazillian, with nice tan lines and a pink pussy, in which she's toying herself with a dildo
<%DXC> C cup tits i'd say
<Sumacke> It's actually a transvestite
<Sumacke> i searched "Transgender" on the site
<%DXC> well good morning mate, I haven't even clicked the link, i'm just guessing

but thanks for pointing out that you're into travestite stuff too

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<TheBlues> So, what's up?
<%DXC> Sharm1's dirty mind is turned on I see
<+Sharm1> kinda
<%DXC> TheBlues: my weener just got up for Sharm1
<TheBlues> My weiner has been up for Sharm1 for several years.
<%DXC> whooo
<TheBlues> I've been stalking him since he was 10
<TheBlues> I only joined TB so I could get closer to him
<TheBlues> Woah, why did I admit to saying that?
<TheBlues> I never admitted to saying that!
* TheBlues slaps TheBlues.
<%DXC> err dude...
<%DXC> <TheBlues> I only joined TB so I could get closer to him
<Guppix> And there we go, new script n stuff
<%DXC> to HIM?

<TheBlues> HIM as in the band?
<TheBlues> Wait a minute, Sharm1 is a girl?
<TheBlues> DXC, you effectively killed my boner.
<%DXC>

Last edited by DXC at 2010-01-27 20:17:18

#1234787 by unknown[239832] at 2010-01-31 21:55:19 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[21:53] <boselect> GTA3 wtf is the salt doing
[21:54] <GTA3> its to rub on my cock

#1239758 by Sharm1 (Kids gone wild :P) at 2010-02-12 22:03:35 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[22:49] <Manaldski> tell DXC to setup a streaming server
[22:50] <+Sharm1> lol
[22:50] * +DXD tickles DXC
[22:50] <+Sharm1> he probably already has
[22:50] <Manaldski> and webcam for 10e/hr
[22:50] <+DXD> stop wanking for a moment
[22:50] <+Sharm1> a webcam? wtf
[22:50] <Manaldski> ye
[22:50] <+DXD> lol
[22:50] <+DXD> sick
[22:50] <Manaldski> live stream with DXC
[22:50] <+Sharm1> u want to see DXC wanking Manaldski
[22:50] <+Sharm1> oh my
[22:50] <Manaldski> noo lol
[22:50] <Manaldski> i havent said that
[22:50] <+DXD> hahaha
[22:50] <+DXD> YES
[22:50] <+Sharm1> YOU DID
[22:50] <+DXD> YOU ARE GAY.
[22:50] <+DXD> I KNEW IT.
[22:50] <+Sharm1> lol

#1240452 by TheFake (User) at 2010-02-15 12:07:09 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

23:02 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:02 Fake • who the fuck are you
23:02 +DXD › tickles fifty99
23:02 Fake • more importantly, m/f?
23:02 fifty99 › humps Fake HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!11
23:02 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:02 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:02 +DXD • or both?
23:03 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:03 +DXD › looks at Fake
23:03 +DXD › looks at fifty99
23:03 +DXD › hides
23:03 Fake • bday isnt till march guise
23:03 Fake • but srsly fifty99, asl?

23:03 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:04 @Wandel • when someone humps you on the internet, you don't want to know asl
23:04 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:04 @Wandel • always get that info before any action, so you can avoid the long showers afterward
23:04 +DXD › humps Wandel
23:05 fifty99 › humps Fake
23:05 Fake › humps Wandel
23:05 +DXD › humps Fake
23:05 Fake › humps DXD
23:05 +DXD › humps DXD
23:05 fifty99 › humps Fake

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