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#1200724 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-11-09 20:24:01 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<+DXD> oh snap.
<+DXD> I want my treatment.
<snap> uh?
<+DXD> LOL
<snap> wtf?
<+DXD> didn't mean you snap

#1202784 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-11-15 09:36:48 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

We had a strange topic this sunday morning in the irc channel, somehow we were talking about Herpes and how we detect herpes on girls.. So the star himself came and explained how he did.

(09:39:30) (snookums) what i do.. i stroke them with my fingers and then i give them a hug and sniff my fingers behind them so they don't see
(09:39:41) (snookums) then i know if the goods are good

:lol:

#1203739 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-11-17 22:35:02 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<Truls> Not now.. I'm busy rubbing my dick against DXD's nick

#1203881 by tokol Donor

(Sarcastic Admin) at 2009-11-18 08:23:04 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<%pimpNeasy007> Wandel called my thread "spam"
<@Wandel> only reason i'm the one who called it spam is because i saw it before the other staffers

#1204358 by DXD Donor

(Die-hard Staff) at 2009-11-19 02:49:50 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[02:36:26] <Manaldski> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKe-cSd … re=related
[02:36:28] <Manaldski> LMAO
[02:37:29] <DXD> what the hell did I see there.
[02:38:22] <Manaldski> wonder what she told the dude @ the end
[02:38:48] <DXD> Manaldski, "I want to fuck you in the ass" ?
[02:38:54] <Manaldski> hahah:S
[02:39:03] <Manaldski> but awsome vid
[02:39:04] <Manaldski> ^^
[02:39:11] <DXD> I feel raped now.
[02:39:22] <DXD> I just didn't see it coming.
[02:39:27] <Manaldski> why
[02:44:11] <Manaldski> damn
[02:44:15] <Manaldski> this was a dude
[02:44:16] <Manaldski> :S
[02:44:19] <Manaldski> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[02:44:23] <DXD> ha ha ha ha ha
[02:44:32] <DXD> YOU DIDN'T SEE IT?
[02:44:33] <Manaldski> how you got it DXD?
[02:44:35] <Manaldski> nah
[02:44:42] <DXD> I saw the boner for fucks sake.
[02:44:42] <Truls> WAT?
[02:44:42] <Manaldski> you mean by the legs?
[02:44:43] * Truls (~Truls@29007B68.2B56BD92.7F48421B.IP) has left #torrentbytes
[02:44:50] <Manaldski> lol
[02:44:51] * Truls (~Truls@29007B68.2B56BD92.7F48421B.IP) has joined #torrentbytes
[02:44:58] <Truls> Manaldski, that was like the whole point of the film? :p
[02:45:03] <DXD> bwahahahahaha
[02:45:13] <Manaldski> yeah
[02:45:13] <Manaldski> damn
[02:45:16] <Manaldski> i didnt saw it
[02:45:25] <Manaldski> i was staring @ the tits
[02:45:34] <Manaldski> then ran some spanish english translation and got it lol
[02:45:56] <Truls> Why else would you post it?
[02:45:58] <Truls> :p
[02:46:11] <DXD> I'm laughing in tears now.
[02:46:14] <Manaldski> i thought its cool :S
[02:46:18] <Manaldski> damn
[02:49:38] <DXD> and yeah I mean by the legs.... hahahaha
[02:49:49] <Manaldski> FU :S
[02:50:06] <DXD> that's gonna be one long quote
[02:50:20] <DXD> moahaha
[02:50:26] <Manaldski> no you are not gonna quote this
[02:50:37] <Truls> lol

#1205324 by unknown[383477] at 2009-11-21 15:39:09 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Manaldski now hates you, DXD

#1205631 by unknown[367543] at 2009-11-22 10:25:41 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

i want uploader? why do i do?

#1205912 by unknown[239832] at 2009-11-22 21:36:29 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

MadalinTurcu wrote:

i want uploader? why do i do?

#1205917 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-11-22 21:58:18 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

MadalinTurcu wrote:

i want uploader? why do i do?

Join the IRC channel, we can help you there :yes:

#1205933 by Shaamaan Donor

(Power User) at 2009-11-22 22:46:56 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

MadalinTurcu wrote:

i want uploader? why do i do?

Join the IRC channel, we can help you there :yes:

Oh NO! You wouldn't!

...

He would, wouldn't he? He just fucking DID!

HE OPENED THE PANDORA'S BOX! RUN! :ninjajig:

#1207958 by unknown[239832] at 2009-11-27 16:33:28 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

support chan (waiting for influx of diggfags)

[16:18] <bbn> tokol, can you help me?
[16:18] <tokol> no
[16:18] <bbn> how come?
[16:19] <tokol> because i don't have access to the whitelist addition tool.
[16:20] <bbn> does anyone except cRaZy have access?
[16:20] <tokol> earwig, bob, sniperfin, denise119
[16:21] <tokol> out of whom you'll see three on IRC right before the gravity on the planet gets reversed..
[16:21] <bbn> do you know when that will happen?
[16:21] <boselect> december 21 2012

#1208542 by sifichick (Power User) at 2009-11-29 03:08:17 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

19:58 solevita � i did lick a man's testicles at a party some time ago

20:06 solevita � actually i admit i'm pretty gay for a hetero man

20:50 solevita � no wait
20:50 solevita � i'm gay

Last edited by sifichick at 2009-11-29 03:50:58

#1208728 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-11-29 13:46:33 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Last night was one of the funniest night in irc's history.. It's so much that was written I that I'll just take out the good parts.

(03:31:13) (solevita) xenotype: it's just i'm a bit too nitpicky when it comes to women
(03:32:00) (solevita) also, i'm seriously monogamous
(03:35:02) (solevita) next one, please
(03:35:07) (solevita) if she has ugly shoes
(03:35:08) (solevita) ew
(03:35:10) (solevita) next one, please
(03:35:21) (solevita) if she has an ugly shirt
(03:35:21) (solevita) ew
(03:35:23) (solevita) next one, please
(03:35:23) (xenotype) can i hazard to ask how old you are?
(03:35:27) (solevita) 22
(03:36:29) (solevita) i sex0r the person, not the vagina
(03:39:35) (solevita) i'm waiting for ms. right
(03:55:14) (sifichick) solevita sounds to me like you're gay and just not admitting it to yourself
(03:56:02) (solevita) no i'm not gay
(03:56:12) (solevita) damnit!
(03:57:45) (solevita) i'm not gay damnit!
(03:57:48) (solevita) ALTHOUGH!
(03:58:00) (solevita) i did lick a man's testicles at a party some time ago
(03:58:05) (+Ondast) what
(03:58:14) (sifichick) did you like it solevita
(03:58:23) (solevita) sifichick: not particularly
(03:58:29) (solevita) although all the chick cheered lol
(03:58:32) (solevita) that i liked
(03:59:00) (solevita) i didn't suck dick!
(03:59:12) (sifichick) you licked balls same diff
(03:59:14) (solevita) it was like one lick at the scrotum
(03:59:17) (solevita) and that's it
(03:59:24) (solevita) lol
(03:59:27) (+Ondast) what
(03:59:31) (solevita) that's pretty gay i admit
(03:59:36) (solevita) but still i aint gay
(03:59:46) (sifichick) solevita was he shaved because it's much nicer when he's shaved
(04:00:03) (solevita) sifichick: he was semi shaved. like shaved a week ago
(04:00:06) (solevita) wee bit of hair
(04:00:08) (solevita) nogt too much
(04:00:08) (solevita) lol
(04:00:09) (+Ondast) HAHA
(04:00:20) (solevita) oh fuck
(04:00:22) (solevita) i AM gay
(04:00:22) (simon) hahaha
(04:00:23) (solevita) argh

(04:00:25) (+Ondast) YOU ARE GAY!
(04:00:26) (xenotype) hahahahahah
(04:01:42) (solevita) let's say i'm pretty gay hetero guy
(04:01:55) (sifichick) so you haven't touched a woman's heavenly gates but you have licked another guy's balls solevita
(04:02:01) (solevita) sifichick: so?
(04:02:03) (+Ondast) ROFL
(04:02:14) (sifichick) that makes you bi at the very fucking least solevita
(04:02:19) (sifichick) leaning towards gay
(04:02:31) (solevita) AAAARGH
(04:02:33) (solevita) I'M NOT GAY
(04:06:34) (solevita) actually i admit i'm pretty gay for a hetero man
(04:06:48) (solevita) but that's just because i'm 100% certain i'm hetero ^^

after a shitload of spam

(04:40:50) (solevita) sifichick: i'm not leaning towards gay :C
(04:40:58) (+Ondast) solevita wait
(04:41:01) (+Ondast) let us straight this out
(04:41:07) (+Ondast) your 22, never had a woman?
(04:41:10) (+Ondast) or gf?
(04:41:18) (solevita) yup
(04:41:25) (+Ondast) solevita never EVER?
(04:41:30) (solevita) ever
(04:41:33) (+Ondast) wtf?
(04:41:45) (solevita) actually i'm pretty proud of it lo
(04:49:59) (solevita) just fucking with ya
(04:50:01) (solevita) no wait
(04:50:03) (solevita) i'm gay
(04:50:07) (+Ondast) HES GAY!
(04:50:08) (solevita) *drum fill*

Then we came into the subject pictures of others..

(04:53:33) (sifichick) I wanna see a pic of him Ondast
(04:53:49) (+Ondast) mm lemme see if I can find one
(04:53:52) (xenotype) i want to see a pic of sifichick
(04:53:53) (sifichick) ok
(04:53:59) (sifichick) not gonna happen
(04:53:59) (solevita) me2
(04:54:05) (solevita) sigh
(04:54:06) (solevita) why not
(04:54:11) (sifichick) I don't have any pics of me online anymore
(05:01:02) (solevita) <SNIP removed it> sifichick YOUR TURN
(05:01:03) (solevita) do it faggot
(05:01:10) (+Ondast) WHAT THE FUCK
(05:01:12) (+Ondast) IS THAT YOU
(05:01:16) (+Ondast) NO WONDER YOU NEVER GOT LAID
(05:01:18) (solevita) actually yes
(05:01:18) (+Ondast) O LAWD
(05:01:19) (+Ondast) HAHAHAHAHA
(05:01:27) (xenotype) LAWDY!
(05:01:27) (+Ondast) WHERE IS THAT KNIFe
(05:01:27) (Erikoo) olol
(05:01:33) (+Ondast) I NEED TO SLICE MYSELF

Then yea, that pretty settled the convo. I removed the picture he linked to, since he didn't want a picture of himself on the netz so I gotta respect that.

Last edited by Ondast at 2009-11-29 13:51:14

#1208799 by Shaamaan Donor

(Power User) at 2009-11-29 15:45:53 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

I fear without the pic the last part is lost.

EDIT: Not that I want you to include it, but the last part is certainly a "WTF?" kind of moment instead of a "HOLY SHIT" kind of thing when you don't know how he looks.

Last edited by Shaamaan at 2009-11-29 15:46:38

#1209043 by DXD Donor

(Die-hard Staff) at 2009-11-29 23:25:31 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

One of the lamest irc quotes ever.

#1209092 by pimpNeasy007 Donor

(Staff) at 2009-11-30 00:51:05 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

From Support:

<Dani> !tbhelp
<%berta> Welcome to TORRENTBYTES help channel
<Dani> Hi, im an former ScT member. I would like to get an invite to torrentbytes, is it possible? got screenshot
<Dani> ah, sign up not closed lol
* Dani (~dan@P2PNET-71CBED6D.bredband.comhem.se) Quit (Quit: Dani)
* Dani (~dan@P2PNET-71CBED6D.bredband.comhem.se) has joined #torrentbytes-support
<Dani> or at least it wasnt.. failed security token. could anyone pass an invite?

:giggle:

#1209136 by Microdossler Donor

(Power User) at 2009-11-30 05:06:53 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<simon> who here had an orgasm without a boner
<xenotype> yo
<sifichick> ME!
<%pimpNeasy007> i had one the other day
<sifichick> lol
<xenotype> lol
<simon> lol
<xenotype> did you have a boner in you? cause that doesnt count
<sifichick> sorry I had to
<simon> hahahaha
<sifichick> no I didn't

<Microdossler> sifichick wins
<%pimpNeasy007> lol
<sifichick> lol

#1209403 by unknown[239832] at 2009-11-30 19:38:11 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[19:32] <drevak> i hear its not the best time to be borrowing money anyway, what with the crisis and stuff?
[19:32] <drevak> i prefer to sell my organs for cash
[19:32] <boselect> not the best time to borrow from banks
[19:32] <boselect> well the russian organ mafia are still there
[19:33] <boselect> get a good 10grand or so for a kidney
[19:33] <drevak> oh, i meant the musical instruments
[19:33] <drevak> im a used organ and piano dealer you see

#1210301 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-12-02 15:19:55 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<%DXC> anime is for people with a small peepee
<+kolossal> i have a small

Edit:

Quote:

<Manaldski> <boselect> japanese chicks can be megahot <-- LOL?
<boselect> they can
<Manaldski> <boselect> they can <- LAWL
<boselect> you have anal in your nick, fool. you cant say shit

Last edited by DXC at 2009-12-02 15:37:37

#1210563 by sifichick (Power User) at 2009-12-03 00:37:16 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

17:34 simon � i dont care, the dude made my day
17:34 simon � and i dont care if that makes me gay
17:34 simon � which is what you will imply now
17:34 sifichick � simon we all know you're gay anyway
17:35 simon � see
17:35 simon �

#1210631 by unknown[239832] at 2009-12-03 02:40:10 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[02:39] <pimpNeasy007> I would never let my teenage daughter post shit like that
[02:39] <pimpNeasy007> Just asking for some fucks like us to find it

#1211769 by unknown[172030] at 2009-12-05 23:04:51 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(xenotype) riiiiiight
(Microdossler_1) leeeeeeft
(Truls) Uuuuuuuup
(xenotype) doooooooown
join: (manati) (~manati@P2PNET-61B851A5.cust.bluewin.ch)
(Truls) You already said right :/
(&cRaZy) leave it to xenotype to go down
(Microdossler_1) lol
(xenotype) yea, just on a man though
(xenotype) oh fuck

#1211856 by unknown[383477] at 2009-12-06 02:08:53 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

cRaZy wrote:

#1212283 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-12-06 23:12:30 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(00:08:48) (Erikoo) I get 500 Internal Server Error with https
(00:08:59) (Erikoo) and Im not behind a router
(00:09:11) (@fff) restart windblows?
(00:09:16) (Erikoo) cba
(00:09:26) (@fff) comon
(00:09:29) (@fff) its just one button
(00:09:39) (@fff) you can do it
(00:10:12) (Erikoo) yeah youre right might have to do it anyways since my keyboard is fucked... cant press numlock or numlock isnt responding
(00:10:15) (Erikoo) brb
(00:10:24) �-� Quit: Erikoo (~Erikoo@P2PNET-341242C4.bredband.comhem.se) (Quit: wat)
(00:10:28) (@fff) yay
(00:10:32) (@fff) damm
(00:10:52) (@fff) i seriously cant count the number of people i have gotten to reboot anymore
(00:11:10) (+Ondast) hahaha

#1212443 by FFF (the mighty and powerful faroe) at 2009-12-07 09:50:38 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<RotoR> what in america is the "first floor"?
<snookums> its like first base in sex terms except you are using a rotary buffer instead
<snookums> alot of janitors use that terminology when they are telling each other sex stories

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