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#1161981 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2009-07-21 19:42:46 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Another shocking revelation from irc :p

<Kolossal> I see boobies.
* Kolossal points over at DarkBobby
<Kolossal> oh, man-tits.
<sniperfin> better than average woman tits
<sniperfin> it's right up in the 3rd place on my wish list, someday to suck bobbys manboobs
<DarkBobby> duude. seriously.
<Skriblez> Eww
<OneWicked1> now thats just gross

More from today in irc:

<DXD> what has happened to boselect?
<geekster> rampant homosexuality
<Skriblez> Haha

Last edited by Skriblez at 2009-07-23 00:15:10

#1162764 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-07-23 16:15:05 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(16:10:02) (&tokol) Wandel: i guess its about the same kind of line as is with loyalty and stupidity
(16:10:23) (@Wandel) like dogs?
(16:10:37) (&tokol) no, dogs are stupid but loyal.
(16:11:04) (&tokol) its different
(16:11:14) (+Ondast) what about parrots?
(16:11:20) (+Ondast) They are smart and loyal?
(16:11:21) (&tokol) never had one.
(16:11:26) (+Ondast) I have one, a big fucker
(16:12:14) (Manaldski) parrots are nasty
(16:12:21) (Manaldski) they bite and have sharp teeths
(16:12:27) (+Ondast) huh?
(16:12:32) (+Ondast) they have no teeth?

#1163447 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-07-24 23:03:30 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<+DXD> mcd sucks
<boselect> my dick
<boselect> DXD

<+DXD> you don't have a dick
<boselect> i know
<boselect> wait
<boselect> shit
<boselect> loL!
<boselect> fuck you

#1163547 by Kolossal (The Anime Guru) at 2009-07-25 02:47:06 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

03:45:04 < UnD3R0aTh> if u have a gf, why do use porn then?
03:45:10 < UnD3R0aTh> isnt that cheating?

:lol:

#1164255 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-07-26 19:22:18 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[21:21:12] [boselect] I CAN RUN THE FUCK OVER CARS N SHIT
[21:21:13] [+DXD] stfu

#1169347 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-08-09 17:37:50 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<%DXC> <UnD3R0aTh> well, there's this guy who i like
<%DXC> GAY!
<%DXC> that goes into quotes
<+DXD> quoted 4 life
<@hmhef> [18:38:47] [UnD3R0aTh] we kinda think like each other
<@hmhef> more gay
<+DXD> UnD3R0aTh
<+DXD> most gay.
<+DXD>

<UnD3R0aTh> pffffft ;(
<UnD3R0aTh> im serious
<%DXC> seriously gay
<+DXD> ultra gay
* @hmhef is rofling

#TB at its best :rofl:

#1169454 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-08-09 21:49:39 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[18:38:40] [UnD3R0aTh] well, there's this guy who i like
[18:38:47] [UnD3R0aTh] we kinda think like each other
[18:38:54] [UnD3R0aTh] he k00l i guess
[18:38:58] [UnD3R0aTh] like me :p
[18:38:59] [+DXD] I like where this is going.
[18:39:02] [UnD3R0aTh] sowe're k00l
[18:39:15] [Angeris] intense faggotry detected
[18:39:18] [UnD3R0aTh] he's strying to get closer to me
[18:39:22] [@hmhef] LOL
[18:39:25] [UnD3R0aTh] but i dont let him
[18:39:32] [%DXC] <UnD3R0aTh> well, there's this guy who i like
[18:39:33] [%DXC] GAY!
[18:39:41] [%DXC] that goes into quotes
[18:39:42] [+DXD] quoted 4 life
[18:39:42] [@hmhef] [18:38:47] [UnD3R0aTh] we kinda think like each other
[18:39:46] [@hmhef] more gay
[18:39:56] [+DXD] UnD3R0aTh
[18:39:59] [+DXD] most gay.
[18:39:59] [+DXD]

[18:40:04] [UnD3R0aTh] pffffft ;(
[18:40:07] [UnD3R0aTh] im serious
[18:40:22] [%DXC] seriously gay
[18:40:28] [+DXD] ultra gay
[18:40:31] � @hmhef is rofling
[18:40:42] [UnD3R0aTh] i knew him first year in college, just near the end of the year
[18:40:49] [UnD3R0aTh] we were having exams and so
[18:41:15] [+DXD] why aint you with him then?
[18:41:29] [UnD3R0aTh] he knows so many ppl
[18:41:32] [UnD3R0aTh] so many friends
[18:41:41] [Angeris] "im not gay but my boyfriend is"
[18:41:52] [+DXD] it's not gay as long as the balls don't touch

the whole thing

EDIT:

and even better:
after DXC posted the above,

[18:43:36] [+Ondast] UnD3R0aTh are you gay?
[18:43:40] [+Ondast] I saw it in the forums
[18:43:41] [+DXD] yes he is

Last edited by hmhef at 2009-08-09 22:21:40

#1170088 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2009-08-11 14:38:06 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<UnD3R0aTh> why am i a retard?

He finally speaks the truth

#1174216 by unknown[239832] at 2009-08-21 22:48:43 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

TB-BDSM wrote:

[21:49] <hmhef> what does BDSM stand for ?
[21:49] <boselect>

[21:49] <DXC> Big Dicks Suck Man
[21:49] <hmhef> blurayDiskSimulatedMulesting
[21:49] <Ondast> Molesting?
[21:49] <Ondast> fail
[21:49] <DXC> lol
[21:49] <Ondast> FIAL
[21:49] <boselect> boselect digs sexy something
[21:50] <Ondast> FAIT
[21:50] <Ondast> FIAT*
[21:50] <DXC> FIAT!
[21:50] <Ondast> rofl
[21:50] <Ondast> fail
[21:50] <Ondast>

[21:50] <DXC>

[21:50] <DXC> madness
[21:50] <DXC> all of this
[21:50] <boselect> BOSELECT DXC SEXY MEN!
[21:50] <DXC> \o/

we now know what BDSM is

#1174686 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-08-23 17:10:47 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<%DXC> aaaah, freshly shaven balls, who wants to lick em?
* &cRaZy pushes the other bitches out of the way
<&cRaZy> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Uh oh

#1175869 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2009-08-26 22:50:09 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(+OneWicked1) i like littel girls now

:pb:

#1175870 by unknown[56094] at 2009-08-26 22:51:38 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

LMAO

dam you old man - just so you know ppls here is the missing text from that time frame

<OneWicked1> i like littel girls now
<OneWicked1> 18+
<OneWicked1> there is just something about the energy they have that keeps me up all night

DarkEdit: Lies :giggle:

Last edited by DarkBobby at 2009-08-26 22:53:01

#1178552 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-09-03 23:37:04 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(23:39:25) (%DXC) I'M FROM HOLLAND! WHERE THE FUCK YOU FROM?!
(23:39:31) (+Ondast) I KNO YOUR FROM NL DXC
(23:39:40) (+DXD) please don't shift
(23:39:45) (+Ondast) :shifty:

(00:00:49) (hroman) i wish i was from japan, then noone would care if i like wierd shit. now i have to go to another country if i wanna get funky

Me and boselect having fun in torrentbytes channel

(23:41:12) (+Ondast) fuck you boselect
(23:41:13) (+Ondast) leave me alone
(23:41:13) (+Ondast) k?
(23:41:16) (boselect) fuck me Ondast

Then I get a private message from crazy

Session Start: Mon Sep 07 00:05:19 2009
Session Ident: cRaZy
(00:05:19) Session Ident: cRaZy (~cRaZy@the.cRaZy.one)
(00:05:19) (cRaZy) wtf?!
(00:05:19) (cRaZy) ;(
(00:05:26) (Ondast) what?
(00:05:34) (cRaZy) (+Ondast) boselect fuck you
(00:05:39) (cRaZy) you never speak to me that nice
(00:05:40) (cRaZy)

Last edited by Ondast at 2009-09-07 16:30:27

#1180403 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-09-08 23:24:03 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<+OneWicked1> where are the females then ?
<%DXC> ^^
<%DXC> all hiding
<@DarkBobby> i was just passing through anyway.
<%DXC> due to... (who to blame)
<+OneWicked1> DarkBobby, passthru cRaZy's way
* +DXD points at DarkBobby
<+OneWicked1> mwwwhahahaha
<@DarkBobby> ...
<%DXC> lol
<%DXC> now that's cruel
<@DarkBobby> i had something else on my mind...
<+DXD> sore place huh
<%DXC> should we hide DarkBobby?
<+OneWicked1> oh whats his name DarkBobby ?
* @DarkBobby grins

FAIL!

Quote:

<@Wandel> don't mind DXC, he's dutch
<Microdossler> I'm semi-dutch
<Microdossler> in spirit
<%DXC> owh crap, another wannabe Dutchie
<%DXC> someone ban him before it's too late!
<Microdossler> aaaaw :sadface:
<@Wandel> my great great grandfather was dutch, but i think that's been properly watered down by now
<Microdossler> what bothers me is that I'm like 1/8 danish
<@Wandel> out
<@Wandel> get out
<@Wandel> now

Welcome to #TB Microdossler :giggle:

Last edited by DXC at 2009-09-10 22:41:55

#1182472 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-09-15 19:52:35 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(19:45:22) (@Wandel) that's because you're not supposed to live that far up north
(19:45:45) (&tokol) Wandel: no shit? if people were ment to live in the north we would have fur.
(19:45:55) (@Wandel) play some twister up there
(19:45:58) (&tokol)

(19:46:03) (+Ondast) haha
(19:46:05) (@Wandel) "put your left hand on finland"
(19:46:09) (+Ondast) haha

#1186345 by unknown[239832] at 2009-09-25 17:10:05 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[16:13] <DXD> bo, does the site work for you?
[16:13] <hmhef> the site is not working for me ............
[16:13] <DXD> just borked
[16:13] <TBStatBot> Stats Updated: http://ghost.xzibition.com/~simon92922/
[16:13] <hmhef> crap
[16:14] <DXD> now I'm mad.
[16:14] <boselect> great for me
[16:14] <boselect> TB loves me
[16:14] <hmhef> i am EVILMAD
[16:14] <boselect> im not
[16:14] * boselect posts
[16:14] <DXD> liar
[16:14] <DXD> you're such a Boxxy

what DXD

[16:17] <boselect> http://www.torrentbytes.net/forum_viewt … st#1186345
[16:17] <CommanderKeen> watch that one fuckers
[16:17] <DXD> don't post links as it is borked mofo

#1187526 by hroman (Power User) at 2009-09-29 21:08:55 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<@fff> i was onetime gay, but now i am it again because i got tired of women talk

#1187886 by unknown[239832] at 2009-09-30 21:56:23 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[20:53] <tokol> why did you break the site again faffy?
[20:53] <fff> i hate stirring at code for hours and finally discovering that the bug was a retard mistake :S
[20:54] <fff> tokol, i didn't
[20:54] <tokol> since when you didn't?. mwhah.
[20:54] <fff> tokol, but routing to half of the world is gone
[20:54] <boselect> wat
[20:54] <tokol> seems its my half, hence im interested.

#1188530 by Wandel Donor

(Pirate) at 2009-10-02 23:05:51 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

* sifichick will never touch Wandel with GTA3's dick
<GTA3> hmm
<Wandel> thanks?
<sifichick> kind of like a 10 ft pole

Big guy, apparently.

This one is long, but I wanted to capture all the fail in it.

[10:43:20] <fff> YYYYAAAAAAYYYY STARGATE UNIVERSE IS OUT!!!!

[10:43:33] <CompMovieGuy> :/
[10:47:50] <Ondast> another shitseries of the stargate out?
[10:47:57] <Ondast> /facepalm
[10:48:17] <CompMovieGuy> original movie and original series, everything else is fail
[10:49:37] <Ondast> The whole shit is fail
[10:49:51] <Ondast> It's pure comedy, I see their ears and I laugh & cry

[10:51:55] * fff has kicked Ondast from #torrentbytes (DONT DISS STARGATE!!! )
[10:52:00] * fff invited Ondast into the channel.
[10:52:01] * Ondast (~TEEH@i.need.a.girl.pm.if.intrested) has joined #torrentbytes
[10:52:17] <Ondast> so you never laughed because of their wicked ears?
[10:52:22] <fff> no
[10:52:35] <Ondast> so you really think our ears will look like that in the future?
[10:52:50] <Ondast> gg, the one who did the show didn't really ask science how our development will be
[10:52:59] <CompMovieGuy> sick him fff
[10:54:39] <Ondast> I've never seen more than 5 minutes of the show
[10:54:48] <Ondast> and I can do like 100 punch lines on the shit show
[10:54:48] <Ondast> haha
[10:55:03] <Ondast> the good thing coming from stargate is the facepalm pictures tbh
[10:55:31] <tokol> as far as i know... its not about the future, so i dont think how our ears will look in the future is quite irrelevant.
[10:55:38] <tokol> prr...
[10:55:43] <tokol> you get the point.
[10:55:53] <Ondast> there he comes and kills the dissing
[10:55:55] <Ondast> as usual
[10:56:30] <tokol> i dont mind dissing if theres a base on it.
[10:56:41] <Ondast> the ears are brutally funny
[10:56:42] <Ondast> you gotta admit
[10:56:52] <tokol> are they?
[10:56:58] <Ondast> no?
[10:57:10] <tokol> i havent noticeed.
[10:57:18] <Ondast> WHAT?
[10:57:34] <tokol> whatwhat?
[10:57:36] <tokol> whose ears?
[10:58:36] <Ondast> They got those Elf ears
[10:58:44] * Ondast ties a leach to tokol's neck, drags him to the closet
[10:58:48] <tokol> 'they'?
[10:59:11] <Ondast> Not everyone, but I'm sure one bold headed guy has
[10:59:14] <tokol> what the hell is that closet fetish?
[10:59:33] <Ondast> not a fetish, you shall stay there
[10:59:56] <tokol> right. i doubt.
[11:00:16] <CompMovieGuy> Omdast you do realize that you not watching more than 5 minutes of the show and seeing a poster of a character with big ears is just showing how stupid you are on the subject?
[11:01:21] <CompMovieGuy> now if you had watched full episodes and it wasnt for you and you had a logical explaination, im sure we would all like to hear it
[11:01:24] <Ondast> http://blog.makezine.com/FCAKOUIFC2BTUFM.LARGE.jpg
[11:01:27] <Ondast> THATS THE EARS THEY GOT
[11:01:38] <Ondast> HELP ME IM DYING OF LAUGH!
[11:02:15] <CompMovieGuy> read my first post........seeing a poster of a character with big ears is just showing how stupid you are on the subject
[11:02:36] <Ondast> The series is stupid, k?
[11:02:45] <Wandel> so, anyone gonna tell Ondast he's thinking of Star Trek?
[11:02:50] <CompMovieGuy> you have no basis for that argument
[11:02:59] <Ondast> Wandel SHIT

Last edited by Wandel at 2009-10-03 11:07:01

#1188732 by unknown[239832] at 2009-10-03 20:14:01 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Wandel wrote:

This one is long, but I wanted to capture all the fail in it.

ONDAST FAILING

that was mega fail, and i wasnt even involved.

niiiiice

#1188778 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-10-03 23:31:54 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<+Sharm1> i dont squirt
<sifichick> I will

Quote:

<drevak> what does this button do
* drevak (~drevak@P2PNET-B8333EC6.net.upc.cz) Quit (Broken pipe)

#1189289 by sifichick (Power User) at 2009-10-05 03:18:54 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

<+Sharm1> i dont squirt
<sifichick> I will

You know I wasn't talking about that

#1189513 by unknown[239832] at 2009-10-05 20:47:21 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

sifichick wrote:

DXC wrote:

<+Sharm1> i dont squirt
<sifichick> I will

You know I wasn't talking about that

you know how his mind works

#1193083 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-10-15 18:14:50 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<@fff> good morning people
<@hmhef> good afternoon
<%DXC> good evening
<+kolossal> good night, almost

Hooray for time zones... And drunk people! :giggle:

Quote:

<+Ondast> she have a penis

Last edited by DXC at 2009-10-24 23:56:42

#1198823 by sniperfin (Camo admin) at 2009-11-04 21:17:23 (3 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

From support:

Quote:

<stomas88> i need an adult, i locked myself out of my account
<stomas88> my nickname here is the same one I have on TB

I suppose he ment admin...

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