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#1123926 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-04-26 23:24:26 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

So you're jealous too hmhef? :giggle:

#1128739 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-05-07 23:49:26 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[00:49:44] [%GTA3] im making my own eminem album man
[00:49:50] [%GTA3] fuck this waiting for a scene rls
[00:49:59] [btz] lol
[00:50:08] [%DXC] GTA3's fail edition
[00:50:11] [%DXC] Eminem will be proud of you

EDIT:

[23:41:47] [%DXC] http://benchmarkreviews.com/images/arti … LS_ESA.jpg

[00:08:03] [&tokol] DXC: I can't personally see why the hell anyone would like to buy any of the cases on the pic you linked to..
[00:08:07] [&tokol] ugly fuckers.
[00:08:32] [%DXC] girls keep telling me the same about you

[00:08:39] [Manaldski] HAHA
[00:08:47] [&tokol] I'm not for sale.
[00:08:57] [Manaldski] are you already taken?
[00:09:02] [&tokol] 'freebie'
[00:09:14] [%DXC] he has to pay them ^^
[00:09:25] [Manaldski] lol DXC
[00:09:31] [&tokol] thats what I heard your mum to do some 20 odd years back.

EDIT2:

[00:52:07] [DXC] I hate big boobs
:-O

have it frozen yet in hell :unsure:

Last edited by hmhef at 2009-05-10 00:53:29

#1133189 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-05-18 20:57:24 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<@jameswhe03> but that's why we have minions
<@jameswhe03> they can perform searches
<Angeris> fu
<@jameswhe03> love you too
* %DXC remembers never to do shit for jameswhe03
<@jameswhe03>

<@Skriblez> Quality of that release is not worth a download
<@jameswhe03> never to do shit DXC means you will do things for me
<%DXC> my ass
<@jameswhe03> your fault for putting a double negative in :p
<@jameswhe03> ok i should leave
<@jameswhe03> my work is sending me loopy
<@jameswhe03> enjoy 24 people
<%DXC> be gone evil demon!
<%DXC> shoosh!
<@jameswhe03> mwhaha
* @jameswhe03 (~jameswhe0@P2PNET-B82C21BC.cmc.managedbroadband.co.uk) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<%DXC> and that proves that jameswhe03 is my bitch and not the other way around

[/quote]

WIN! :hooray:

#1139222 by unknown[331612] at 2009-06-02 09:29:19 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

hey, sry for offtopic, but what irc server are u guys using? ip/port please.

#1139227 by jonnypeh Donor

(Power User) at 2009-06-02 09:55:02 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Anaalseks1 wrote:

hey, sry for offtopic, but what irc server are u guys using? ip/port please.

whoa looks like somebody forgot to read the FAQ!

(omgtere?)

Last edited by jonnypeh at 2009-06-02 09:57:06

#1139237 by unknown[331612] at 2009-06-02 11:10:38 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

ye got it. tere tere

#1139643 by unknown[239832] at 2009-06-03 00:31:38 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

23:31 pimpNeasy007 � God is coming
23:31 pimpNeasy007 �

23:31 ~sniperfin � 12 apes type of incident
23:31 � `BladE` [scc1998@sysop.torrent-damage.net] has joined #torrentbytes
23:32 ~sniperfin � if god is coming we both go to hell. I promise to fuck you in the ass just to make your hell even worse

#1141280 by Ondast Donor

( ,cruelty) at 2009-06-06 15:39:42 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(15:38:16) (pimpNeasy007) dude, show cRaZy your dick, or you arenot a true TB member
(15:38:26) (+OneWicked1) i cant
(15:38:29) (pimpNeasy007) y
(15:38:37) (+OneWicked1) no zoom
(15:38:42) (pimpNeasy007) haha
(15:38:48) (+Ondast) haha
(15:38:51) (+Ondast) "no zoom"

#1141281 by pimpNeasy007 Donor

(Staff) at 2009-06-06 15:40:55 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

thats just stellar!

#1142705 by Aterlatus (VIP) at 2009-06-09 14:26:41 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<Ondast> boselect where the fuck do I get ms paint?
<Ondast> oh
<Ondast> ms paint = microsoft paint
<Ondast> im stupid

#1152959 by unknown[239832] at 2009-06-30 20:00:44 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

wasnt in TB but was in a pornsite pass IRC chan

i failed

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[18:57] <standard> oh man, the cat just sneezed and scared the shit outta me
[18:57] <ncog> cat flue
[18:57] <boselect> lol standard D:
[18:57] <boselect> i had some cat sneak in my back door earlier
[18:57] <ncog> cheeky
[18:57] <standard> nah, i just like to get wasted to do the laundry and the cat snuck in on me
[18:58] <Skyfflarn> I guess boselect found his home :>
[18:58] <LaoSmd> is it a male or female cat
[18:58] <standard> have fun with your back-dooring cat
[18:58] <ncog> shamone
[18:58] <boselect>

#1154729 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-07-04 18:12:17 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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<boselect> wheres sniper and the :facepalm:

<%DXC> probably enjoying his weekend
<@DarkBobby> in my pocket.
<%DXC> so he's enjoying his weekend in DarkBobby's pocket... wait, what?
<+DXD> wtf is happening here?
<@DarkBobby> O_______________o
<%DXC> i'm wondering about the same bro
<@DarkBobby> MADNESS!
<%DXC> no sir, this is #TB
<@DarkBobby> i blame bo.
<boselect> NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<%DXC> I blame Furple
<boselect> same bro
<%DXC> if she gave better head than bo wouldn't fail so much
<boselect> lol
<@DarkBobby> where have you hidden furple.
<@DarkBobby> you bastard.
<%DXC> she's in my pocket
<@DarkBobby> haha
<boselect> DarkBobby. she gets home tomorrow pocket
<boselect> morning*
<boselect> fuck
<boselect> DXC
<boselect> you distracted me
<%DXC> LOL

<@DarkBobby> HAHA
<boselect>

#1154730 by unknown[239832] at 2009-07-04 18:13:25 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

2 quotes in a row ending in me going "

fuck you DXC

#1154815 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-07-04 21:39:59 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

boselect wrote:

fuck you DXC

Wub you too :wub:

#1154816 by unknown[239832] at 2009-07-04 21:40:45 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

boselect wrote:

fuck you DXC

Wub you too :wub:

#1155934 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2009-07-07 14:03:52 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(+Ondast) Jeeze these Taiwan guys are fast on their hands

Too much information... :crazy:

#1156314 by unknown[363289] at 2009-07-08 03:22:48 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Is anybady out there? i want to talk to MODERATORS.... IRC is empty man....

#1156391 by Aterlatus (VIP) at 2009-07-08 11:21:02 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

USGORDA wrote:

Is anybady out there? i want to talk to MODERATORS.... IRC is empty man....

http://www.torrentbytes.net/sendmessage.php?group=4 .....

#1157238 by unknown[239832] at 2009-07-09 21:42:54 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[20:41] <DarkBobby> ridiculous. when i was in the army it lasted 4 years and we never wore any clothes.

#1157541 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2009-07-10 14:36:17 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Regular day at #torrentbytes...

Quote:

(@Wandel) send me a camcorder, some stream equipment and set up a server, and i can film my tv for you
(mobiusRO4588) lol
(mobiusRO4588) easier to find a UK proxy and use the bbc site

(mobiusRO4588) + why would i give you a camcorder and not a TV tuner card

(@Wandel) because i'm getting it through my cable box
(@Wandel) and also, a camcorder is more fun

(ugri) (wandel wants to put his penis on the picture at some random point)
� mobiusRO4588 shakes head
(@Wandel) sssh!
(@DarkBobby) well who would notice that?
(@DarkBobby) :giggle:

(ugri)

(@Wandel) screw you, Bobby

(@DarkBobby)

� mobiusRO4588 wonders why 99% of the time all IRC chat ends up in sex/body part convo
(@DarkBobby) 99% of people here are perverts?
(@DarkBobby) me of course being in that 1%.
(ugri) yes, mr bobby has never been anywhere close to a pervert
(ugri) never ever
(@Wandel) nah, he's just appreciates art
(@DarkBobby) that's right.
(@Wandel) and my penis is a piece of art
(ugri) a rather small piece
(ugri) but still a piece
(@DarkBobby) haha
(@Wandel) yeah, but that important part is that it's art, and Bobby likes it
(@DarkBobby) well it makes me laugh so why wouldn't i like it.
(@DarkBobby)

(@Wandel) I'm putting "DarkBobby likes my penis" in my profile
(@DarkBobby) i'm putting a picture of your penis in my profile.
(ugri)

(ugri) does i hafta get a magnifying glass to sees it?
(@DarkBobby) http://www.torrentbytes.net/userdetails.php?id=39676
(ugri) lulz
(@Wandel) http://www.torrentbytes.net/userdetails.php?id=16896
(@Wandel) wow, you joined late, DB
(@DarkBobby) haha, guess i removed it too fast

(@Wandel) ugri: not a word
(@DarkBobby) time to leave this conversation

� @DarkBobby disappears into darkness
� @Wandel peeks into the darkness
(@Wandel) O_O
� @Wandel sits in a corner, in a fetal position, rocking back and forth and crying
� mobiusRO4588 sighs

#1157728 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-07-10 22:37:15 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<@hmhef> BALLS \o/

/me protects his balls

Quote:

<%DXC> UnD3R0aTh: why on earth are you asking guys for pictures?
<UnD3R0aTh> becoz i like to fap to them

/me hides in his bunker

Last edited by DXC at 2009-07-10 22:38:44

#1160083 by unknown[239832] at 2009-07-16 22:06:23 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[21:02] <ZuGuli> death to america!
[21:03] <DarkBobby> wut
[21:03] <boselect> DEATH TO ALL BUT METALLLL
[21:03] <DarkBobby> medz! time to take your medz!
[21:03] <ZuGuli> death to LOVE
[21:03] <boselect> DEATH TO DEATH
[21:03] <boselect> get your head around that one
[21:03] <DarkBobby> that's hardcore.
[21:03] <ZuGuli> seriously
[21:03] <ZuGuli> that is hardcore
[21:03] <ZuGuli> wow
[21:03] <ZuGuli> you just blew me away there
[21:03] <DarkBobby> that's nasty.
[21:03] <ZuGuli> talk about thinking outside the box
[21:03] <ZuGuli> wow... just wow
[21:04] <Wandel> O_o
[21:04] <ZuGuli> if there was a darwin award for real I'd nominate bo
[21:04] <DarkBobby> look! a Wandel!
[21:04] <ZuGuli> that's some deel shit
[21:04] <DarkBobby> wild. here!
[21:04] <DarkBobby> a wild Wandel.
[21:04] <DarkBobby> amazing.
[21:04] <DarkBobby> i wish i had my camera.
[21:04] * Wandel poses, while waiting for DB to get his camera out
[21:04] <Wandel> :/
[21:05] <DarkBobby> no, no camera.
[21:05] <DarkBobby> i have something in my pants though.

#1160528 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2009-07-18 00:19:53 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(hroman) i'd like to cRaZy atleast once

#1161102 by unknown[239832] at 2009-07-19 19:41:53 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<Jefo> thats donair, burgers dont have cum in it
<DXD> Welcum to Cum King.
* Joins: UnD3R0aTh (~UnD3R0aTh@xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD) [97 users]
* Parts: Jefo (~Jefo@P2PNET-FEDD4097.versanet.de (Germany)) [96 users]

[20:42] <Wandel> was lazily looking at forum index, and my eyes jumped a line in the middle of the topic titles
[20:42] <Wandel> i read it as Writing C++ applications to improve my ratio
[20:42] <Wandel> i was ready to get my triangles out

#1161624 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2009-07-20 23:17:27 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(&cRaZy) i had to get a new tranny too

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