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#1107608 by unknown[303680] at 2009-03-24 10:46:19 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

boselect wrote:

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[00:16] <DXD> or as in sober or as in sober or as in fucking high
[00:16] <Furple> i havent drunk or smoked anything yet today
[00:16] <Furple> albeit only 16 mins into the day
[00:16] <Furple>

[00:16] <ZuGuli> haha exactly my point dvd
[00:16] <Furple> loldvd
[00:16] <DXD> I know im round but I aint no fucking dvd.

Hahahah... rofl...

#1109642 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-27 22:10:49 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[22:06] <boselect> ASS
[22:06] <boselect> TIDDIES
[22:06] <boselect> ASS AND TIDDIES
[22:07] <DXC> boats and ho's!
[22:07] * boselect gives DXC a glass of baileys
[22:07] <boselect> also
[22:07] <boselect> STRAWPEDO TIME
[22:07] <Manaldski> DXC
[22:07] <Manaldski> DXD
[22:07] <Manaldski> DXC n DXD
[22:07] <Manaldski> LOL
[22:07] <DXC> that kinda sounded like "Strapon Time"
[22:07] <DXC> M, and Anal, and Dski, no wait, just Manaldski

#1109644 by I (Power User) at 2009-03-27 22:17:11 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

@ anal

#1109645 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-03-27 22:21:32 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<boselect> ....\o/..........o..........<o_..........o
<boselect> .....I..........<I>..........I........../I\
<boselect> ..../ \........./ \........./ \........./ \
<boselect> DXC doing the YMCA!!!
* boselect hides from mods
<&tokol> thats boselect doing the ymca.
<Manaldski> :/
<Wandel> he's doing the M wrong
* boselect cuddles tokol
<Manaldski> :>
<Wandel> T o/
<&DXC> EFB at work again I see

<boselect> IM NOT EPIC FAILSELECT
<&DXC> you at least know what i'm talking about ^^
<boselect> epic fail ByteMe*
<boselect> RRRR
<boselect> tabfail
<boselect> boselect*
<&DXC> Epic Fail boselect it is ^^
<Manaldski> lol
<boselect> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<boselect> I KEEEL YOU
<Manaldski> ROAWR
<boselect> stfu
<Manaldski> fu
* boselect sets mode: -brain Manaldski
* boselect sets mode: -clothes DXC
<boselect> DXC is now nude - please do not be alarmed - just act normal - please do not throw money.[/quote]

It's madhouse again in IRC :lol:

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<%GTA3> When Michael Jackson's at home thinking about little boys do you thing he pulls down his billie jeans, pulls out his thriller and beats it.[/quote]

:rofl:

Last edited by DXC at 2009-03-27 22:28:12

#1109649 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-27 22:30:18 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

i still dont get it

#1109652 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-03-27 22:41:12 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=boselect]i still dont get it

[/quote]

I've told you, you're still in Epic Fail mode :lol:

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<@DarkBobby> STOP!
<&DXC> HAMMERTIME!
<@DarkBobby> BLASHEMY!
<boselect> WAT
<boselect> HALT
<boselect> HAMMERZEIT
<&DXC> HAMMERZEIT!
<&DXC> DAMNIT!
* &DXC slaps boselect
<@DarkBobby> haha
* boselect is not longer in flail mode
<@DarkBobby> \\o
<@DarkBobby> o//
<boselect> FUUUUCK
<chim0> lol DXC, we used to have a hookerhouse here called Queenie
<&DXC> you where saying bo?

* boselect flails
<@DarkBobby> FAIL!
<&DXC> lol
<Manaldski>

<+Wandel> rofl
<Manaldski> you fail[/quote]

:rofl:

[quote=#TorrentBytes]* +OneWicked1 helps DXC
<Wandel> DXC, he was talking to FB
<Wandel> DV*
<Wandel> goddamnit >.<
<Wandel> DB*
<+OneWicked1> lol
<+OneWicked1> see its not just me
<@DarkBobby> hahah[/quote]

FAIL! :lol:

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<&DXC> boselect o/
<Wandel> no, you're wrong
<boselect> what would be more powerful, 3 9800 GT Super 1GB's or 2 GTX 260's?
<boselect> DCX o\
<&DXC> DCX is an artist
<&DXC> a good one though
<boselect> DXC* ;p
<&DXC> you on a "flail" mission again?

<boselect> no, unintended failing isnt intended
<boselect> also
<boselect> answer to above question?
<&DXC> sounds like a James Bond movie: A License to Flail
<boselect> JAMES POND: LICENSE TO FLAIL
<boselect> fishies flail on land :3
<Wandel> Flails are forever
<Wandel> never say flail again
<boselect> quantum of flail
<boselect> flain another day
<Wandel> thunderflail!
<boselect> WTF IS A FLAIN

<Wandel> ...flainselect?
<+Sharm1> hehe
<boselect> baw

i come on to get a question answered and get pwnd

[/quote]

The flailing continues :rofl:

Last edited by DXC at 2009-03-28 22:55:16

#1110635 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-29 23:31:59 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[22:33] <kristoficus> what? i counted every pixel on my 40" 1080P to make sure i didnt get ripped off

it did make me :lol:

#1110646 by unknown[315913] at 2009-03-30 00:10:40 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

/me is now in EFA mode.

How many 4channers are there in TorrentBytes?

#1111087 by unknown[56094] at 2009-03-30 22:26:16 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<Wandel> so OneWicked1 was right?
<OneWicked1> man how many times do we need to cover this one
<serafen> actually yeh lol

#1111537 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-03-31 21:07:18 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<@DarkBobby> Pengoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* +Pengo (~Pengo@u.have.wasted.4seconds.of.your.life.reading.this) Quit (Quit: off to sucide then)[/quote]

Poor Pengo

#1111545 by I (Power User) at 2009-03-31 21:15:33 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

rofl @ the message :lol:

#1112936 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-04-02 22:51:51 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]* boselect slaps DXC with a glove
<boselect> I CHALLENGE YOU
<boselect> TO A DUEL
* boselect was kicked by DXC (I WIN! \o/)[/quote]

[quote=#TorrentBytes after the rejoin]<boselect> THATS NOT FAIR
<&DXC> hi EFB o/
<boselect> abuse of powaz
<&DXC> then don't challenge people with power!
* boselect uses special powarz
<monkeynut> op abuse \o/

* boselect takes out a grenade... pulls the pin... 4... 3... 2... 1... and tosses it to DXC!
<boselect> !*#*! KABOOM !*#*! Damn... what a BLAST!
<&DXC> taking the blue pills is cheating bo

<boselect> DXC, mah pillz are white
<&DXC> so you're throwing a grenade at the last second before it blows? I think you just owned yourself... again

[/quote]

You can't even properly complete your flail mission

#1112938 by unknown[239832] at 2009-04-02 22:53:19 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes][21:52] <DXC> i'm instant win, even when i'm failing
[21:52] <UnD3R0aTh> riiiiiiiiight

[21:52] <boselect> DXCs on cruise control
[21:53] <boselect> but he will hit a cornet some day
[21:54] <UnD3R0aTh> cornet means a trumpet![/quote]

#1113482 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-04-03 23:52:46 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<serafen> so u learned to type on a typewriter? do u hit the side of your monitor every time u finish a sentence?[/quote]

:rofl:

#1113534 by sillen Donor

(Power User) at 2009-04-04 02:32:03 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Sorry, someone has to say this. DAMN you must be old laughing at a typewriter joke...

#1113847 by Sharm1 (Kids gone wild :P) at 2009-04-04 19:27:51 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

actualy the man he said this to is old, 62 to be precise

Last edited by Sharm1 at 2009-04-04 19:28:38

#1116210 by unknown[239832] at 2009-04-09 22:28:55 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[21:30] <DXD> ooi, I got me fingers stuck in me bum
[21:30] <boselect> o_o
[21:30] <DXC> tmi...

#1116322 by DXD Donor

(Die-hard Staff) at 2009-04-10 09:17:41 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

boselect wrote:

[21:30] <DXD> ooi, I got me fingers stuck in me bum
[21:30] <boselect> o_o
[21:30] <DXC> tmi...

http://rubbermallet.org/fingerstuck.html :lol:

#1117062 by unknown[239832] at 2009-04-12 00:21:10 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[23:21] <boselect> CHOP MY BALLS OFF
[23:21] <boselect> like a boss
[23:21] <boselect> BLACK OUT IN A SEWER
[23:21] <boselect> MEET A GIANT FISH
[23:21] <boselect> FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT
[23:21] <boselect> TURN INTO A JET
[23:21] <boselect> BOMB THE RUSSIANS
[23:21] <boselect> FLY INTO THE SUN
[23:21] <boselect> NOW IM DEAD
[23:21] <boselect> like a boss
[23:22] <jonnypeh> JESUS FUCKiNG CHRiST ALMiGHTY

#1117403 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-04-12 20:34:26 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<monkeynut> i've seen german girls in germany, they were nice

[/quote]

Stating the obvious :giggle:

/me hands monkey a banana

#1117411 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2009-04-12 20:55:10 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<Manaldski> ICELAND FTW
<Skriblez> Iceland?
<serafen> iceland?
<Skriblez> Why iceland?
<Manaldski> because is Icy

Weird the germans are weird

#1118259 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-04-14 22:19:17 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<+DXD> or an elephtant
<+DXD> elephtant?[/quote]

And a new species has been born :giggle:

#1121147 by DXD Donor

(Die-hard Staff) at 2009-04-20 16:55:47 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<hmhef> ayyyyyyy
<hmhef> i hurt my balls siting down
<DXD> LOL
<DXD> quote
<hmhef> my left ball to be exact
<DXD> how come?
<hmhef> it got in between my legs
<DXD> usually thats where it is foung
<DXD> -g+d
<hmhef> i dont know why it was hanging low
<hmhef> so that it gets slightly squished
[/quote]

And another failior completed.

#1121704 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-04-21 22:15:52 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<&DXC> pcgamer you here?
<+DXD> might be gayming
<&DXC> on his mac
<+DXD> yeah
<+DXD>

[/quote]

Hello pcgamer, i'm looking for you, stop playing on your damn mac!

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<EvilHom3r> boners
* DarkBobby (~atspo@centzon.totochtin) has joined #torrentbytes
* TB sets mode: +o DarkBobby
<EvilHom3r> speaking of
<+DXD> lol[/quote]

:rofl:

Last edited by DXC at 2009-04-24 20:18:45

#1123924 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-04-26 23:23:23 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[00:19:52] [&DXC] it may not be gay, but it's kinda lame that a blowup doll has to suck yours ^^
[00:19:57] [+OneWicked1] there is no way i would get a hardon with a guy trying his luck
[00:20:43] [UnD3R0aTh] blowup dolls are so straight xD
[00:21:14] [&DXC] yeah, straight down to business, no need to take them out for dinner, no need to buy them expensive gifts, no need to talk to them, just straight down to business
[00:21:19] [UnD3R0aTh] in fact if you're a guy and dont have a blowup doll, then you're ghey

[00:21:39] [&DXC] I take it you're saying that for your own defence, since you probably have 50+ blowup dolls
[00:21:49] [&DXC] you're still an amateur then, I have more \o/
[00:22:02] [UnD3R0aTh] right

:unsure:

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