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#1052088 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2008-12-04 20:11:42 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

<UnD3R0aTh> dudeeeeee! chicks can have penises too!!!

that has to be some scary gf u had :-O

#1053007 by Gangztaa Donor

(Power User) at 2008-12-05 23:13:52 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<DXC> and time for bed it is again...
<DXC> night all
* DXC waves
* DXC slaps Gangztaa
<-- DXC has quit (Quit: Owh look, a cookie!)

#1071488 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-01-07 16:25:30 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<Skriblez> pound is worth double of the pound [/quote]

:wacko:

#1088256 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-02-09 16:51:20 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

yesterday when the site was down
[quote=#torrentbytes]Feb 08 19:28:26 <hmhef> where is site

Feb 08 19:30:59 <tokol> down under.
Feb 08 19:31:48 <DXD> aussieland[/quote]

#1088490 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2009-02-10 00:11:05 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Yesterday when this site was down, from the support channel:

<Zazza> !11
<ZuGuli> haha skribby you scared him
<tbhelp> - !11 - How do I join #torrentbytes official IRC channel?
<-- Zazza (Zazza@P2PNET-A9AEF285.bredband.comhem.se) has left #torrentbytes-support
<ZuGuli> tbhelp it's in the forums, you'll have to wait for the site to be back up to see how
<ZuGuli> oh nm
<ZuGuli> ^^
<Skriblez> To slow mr ZuGuli

<ZuGuli> oh wait
<ZuGuli> I just now understood tbhelp is a bot
<ZuGuli>

<ZuGuli> LOL
<hmhef> rofl
<ZuGuli> I have been away for too long

Not easy being swe and on the intarwebs i see

#1089207 by unknown[329797] at 2009-02-11 03:57:41 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=DXC][quote=#TorrentBytes]* pcgamer huggles DXC
<pcgamer> wadup hoe?
<DXC> not much you macgamer
<DXC> you?
<pcgamer> gaming on my mac[/quote]

Fail :closedeyes:

[/quote]

LOL! joke of the month! hahaha

#1091213 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-02-15 18:15:22 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<Skriblez> DXC's dog

<Skriblez> http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/200 … &h=330
<DXC> LOL

the image above:

Last edited by hmhef at 2009-02-15 18:18:00

#1093917 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-02-21 23:22:02 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<UnD3R0aTh> Furple cant be hotter than all the girls i knew anyways

<Furple> fff :p
<&DXC> now that's one weak comment UnD3R0aTh...
<Furple> UnD3R0aTh... "knew" what, did they run away or something?[/quote]

:rofl:

#1093951 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2009-02-22 01:06:33 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(%GTA3) sometimes i wish i was a woman

#1093952 by Simon Donor

(First Line Support) at 2009-02-22 01:08:09 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

that was totally out of context....

(01:04:15) (@DarkBobby) last thing i've bought was a long drink. i think that was half and hour ago or smt.
(01:04:38) (%GTA3) sometimes i wish i was a woman
(01:04:47) (%GTA3) us men have to buy those women drinks all night
(01:05:00) (%GTA3) specially in clubs
(01:05:30) (%GTA3) when has anyone ever been to a club and a woman buys us a drink

Last edited by Simon at 2009-02-22 01:08:17

#1094617 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-02-23 20:57:31 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<Manaldski> The.81st.Annual.Academy.Awards.720p.HDTV.x264-CTU

<@DarkBobby> nuked:boring[/quote]

:rofl:

#1096064 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-02-26 22:31:05 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

* DXD slaps DXC
<DXD> stop fapping
--> DarkBobby (~atspo@centzon.totochtin) has joined #torrentbytes
* TB gives channel operator status to DarkBobby
<DXC> ?
<DXC> hi DarkBobby
<OneWicked1> dxd he dont fab now you got him that hands free kit
<DXD> hi DarkBobby
<OneWicked1> master DarkBobby ,, hows your day been dude
<Devrim> wf
<Devrim> Fleshlight?

#1096454 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-02-27 20:21:09 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<+Sharm1> hehe yeah, boobies triggers DarkBobby, porn triggers DXC, and sheep triggers OneWicked
-grass.nl.p2p-network.net:@#torrentbytes- erica invited OneWicked1 into the channel.
<&DXC> LOL!
<@fff> OMFG
* OneWicked1 (~OneWicked@WickedHeads.Now) has joined #torrentbytes
* TB sets mode: +v OneWicked1
<&DXC> nice timing there Sharm1
<&DXC> LOL
<@fff> damm
<+Sharm1> ROFL[/quote]

:rofl:

#1097339 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2009-03-01 23:49:57 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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<ZuGuli> I get it.. DXD is making a goat-porn-blogg
* erica invited UnD3R0aTh into the channel.
* UnD3R0aTh (~UnD3R0aTh@xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD.xD) has joined #torrentbytes
<zoonk> make it transsexual midget goats and UnD3R0aTh will watch it

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<DXD> <DarkBobby> i know all the dark places
* erica invited snookums into the channel.
* snookums (~N_Sherzak@owns.street.hoes) has joined #torrentbytes
<DXD> you sir, are gay

Last edited by ZuGuli at 2009-03-02 00:32:02

#1097360 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-02 00:21:11 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[00:16] <DXD> or as in sober or as in sober or as in fucking high
[00:16] <Furple> i havent drunk or smoked anything yet today
[00:16] <Furple> albeit only 16 mins into the day
[00:16] <Furple>

[00:16] <ZuGuli> haha exactly my point dvd
[00:16] <Furple> loldvd
[00:16] <DXD> I know im round but I aint no fucking dvd.

#1097655 by tokol Donor

(Sarcastic Admin) at 2009-03-02 19:50:24 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[21:44:47] <@tokol> like i said, don't get me wrong. would tap that.
[21:45:29] < Wandel> why do i get the feeling she wouldn't let us tap that?
[21:46:41] <@tokol> Wandel: why not?
[21:46:54] < Wandel> the wording
[21:47:02] < Wandel> "hey jessica, let me tap that"
[21:47:07] < Wandel> don't think it would work

#1098245 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2009-03-03 21:37:58 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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<Wandel> stupid bot
<ZuGuli> what you waiting for
<ZuGuli> just go
<ZuGuli> comeon
<Wandel> can't even defend yourself
<ZuGuli> just leave
<ZuGuli> stupid
<ZuGuli> bot
<ZuGuli> leave
<ZuGuli> GO
<Wandel> say something you stupid bot
<Wandel> prove us wrong
<ZuGuli> get the hell away from here
<ZuGuli> just leave
* TBStatB0t has quit (Broken pipe)

#1101086 by hmhef Donor

(VIP) at 2009-03-09 22:52:44 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Mar 10 00:46:36 * UnD3R0aTh throws a german hooker at DXD
Mar 10 00:48:05 <hmhef>

Mar 10 00:48:05 <-- DXD has quit (Broken pipe)
Mar 10 00:48:27 <hmhef> looks like dxd is enjoying the german hooker
Mar 10 00:48:30 <UnD3R0aTh> he couldnt handle it

Mar 10 00:48:31 --> DXD (DXD@de.gustibus.non.est.disputandum) has joined #torrentbytes
Mar 10 00:48:32 * TB gives voice to DXD
Mar 10 00:48:36 <UnD3R0aTh> poor DXD
Mar 10 00:48:41 <hmhef> that fast ?
Mar 10 00:48:49 <UnD3R0aTh> lol
Mar 10 00:48:54 <UnD3R0aTh> premature ejaculation
Mar 10 00:48:54 <UnD3R0aTh>

Last edited by hmhef at 2009-03-09 22:55:37

#1102461 by ZuGuli Donor

(. )( .) at 2009-03-12 19:32:59 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<OneWicked1> a Zinom
<OneWicked1> dam
<OneWicked1> a ZuGuli

This, ladies and gents is what we call .. FAIL

Last edited by ZuGuli at 2009-03-12 19:33:15

#1102834 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-03-13 18:51:32 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<chim0> something wrong with the tracker? says connectable: NO
<&DXC> the problem is on your end then
<Angeris> my avatar is still there

<Wandel> DXC's just saying that because he broke something
<Angeris> forgot about it
<&DXC> never blame yourself, always choose an innocent victim
<Wandel> i usually like to blame the dutch
<Wandel> in this case, that's you
<&DXC> chim0 is Dutch too lol
<Wandel> oh, well, then it probably is his fault[/quote]

:giggle:

#1102974 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-14 00:36:51 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

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[00:32] <DXD> Why is it that all the milf's comes home with me?
[00:32] <boselect> DXD, you're their son

timing is everything

#1106016 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2009-03-21 03:27:45 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Some strange things going on at night in the channel:

<Lan-the-Pianist> haha
<Lan-the-Pianist> hey Crazy
<Lan-the-Pianist> you should get some farts of your own
<Lan-the-Pianist> so you can empathize
<cRaZy> no thanks
<Lan-the-Pianist> my gf tells me
<Lan-the-Pianist> of hers
<Lan-the-Pianist> all the time
<Lan-the-Pianist> I Just have to laugh
<cRaZy> ewww
<cRaZy> she must wants you to plug her up so she cant

<Lan-the-Pianist> ....lol
<Lan-the-Pianist> no
<Lan-the-Pianist> she just gives me unhappy sounds
<Lan-the-Pianist> at having to smell her gas
<cRaZy> :x
<Lan-the-Pianist> this is usually at night
<Lan-the-Pianist> when she's in bed
<Lan-the-Pianist> so the covers
<Lan-the-Pianist> keep it in
<Lan-the-Pianist> suffocation can be a legitimate concern!
<Lan-the-Pianist> and how that I've shared that, she'll never join TB
<Lan-the-Pianist> xD

#1106372 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-21 22:24:25 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Skriblez wrote:

<Lan-the-Pianist> this is usually at night
<Lan-the-Pianist> when she's in bed
<Lan-the-Pianist> so the covers
<Lan-the-Pianist> keep it in
<Lan-the-Pianist> suffocation can be a legitimate concern!
<Lan-the-Pianist> and how that I've shared that, she'll never join TB
<Lan-the-Pianist> xD

The 'Dutch Oven' is the ultimate weapon to make your partner do something
that guy should go out for a curry one night and do it to her

#1106412 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2009-03-21 23:58:02 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#TorrentBytes]<boselect> i opened the door and she ran in and jumped on me
<boselect> i knocked my head hard on the wall

<&DXC> 1. Be happy that she likes you
<boselect> DXC, i wasnt naughty :p
<&DXC> 2. There's nothing in it
<boselect> 1) i am very

<boselect> 2) i dont get it
<&DXC> see what I mean
<boselect> no, i don't
<Serafen> xD
<boselect> EXPLAIN IT
<boselect>

<&DXC> I think Serafen gets it ^^
<Serafen> lol
* boselect cries
<boselect> i think i got it
<&DXC> a bit late then

<boselect> i gotta stop smoking weed[/quote]

Excuses excuses excuses!

#1106414 by unknown[239832] at 2009-03-22 00:01:00 (4 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

DXC wrote:

Excuses excuses excuses!

its not my fault
blame White Widow

edit: furple, blame furple too :p

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