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#879020 by soniiic (Power User) at 2008-01-05 15:45:30 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

( @DXC ) DXC.fucks.everything.from.2005.even.2002.XXX.DVDRip.XviD-KINKY

#880059 by unknown[216056] at 2008-01-07 16:50:12 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<MEGAViRGiN> http://youtube.com/watch?v=EA48IL6bQQU
<MEGAViRGiN> lovely
<toxik> I'm not going to bother clicking. Does that hurt your feelings?
<MEGAViRGiN> YES
<MEGAViRGiN> very much
<toxik> Good.

<MEGAViRGiN> I hate you now :<
<MEGAViRGiN> but not for long
<toxik> I unhate myself using you.
<toxik> There.
<MEGAViRGiN> ace, mate
<nO-Weh> lmoa

#880371 by Finsken Donor

(First Line Support) at 2008-01-08 00:01:43 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

sniper and finsken wrote:

(00:56:01) (Finsken) awesome.. I love you!
(00:56:05) (Finsken) uhm..
(00:56:10) (Finsken) In a friendly way I mean..
(00:56:15) (Finsken) >_<
(00:56:15) (sniperfin) sure
(00:56:19) (sniperfin) like father son way
(00:56:32) (Finsken) yeah..

(00:56:34) • Finsken giggles
(00:57:35) • sniperfin taps finsken on his head and says ,good boy
(00:57:58) (Finsken) yay

Haha, suck on that.
I am a good boy, even sniperfin said it!

I know this wasn't a funny one, but I had to post it since this is a one in a lifetime situation!

#880812 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2008-01-08 21:09:01 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

<PahiZor> B0B I'm sending an engagement ring to a friend
<B0B> is that code for a gay engagement ?
<DarkBobby> :rofl:

<DXC> lawl

#880909 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2008-01-09 00:59:47 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Using site smilies in irc finally paid off.

#881503 by SmackSmash (User) at 2008-01-10 01:48:54 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Jim says:
i do the words better. but right now i'm trying to install a bastard digital camera and i am not doing very well
Jim says:
and my fucking butler's in bed
Dan says:
u fuckin serious
Jim says:
course not you northern twit
Dan says:
just get the right drivers
Jim says:
lol
Jim says:
in malaysia it was ace i had a driver, a butler, a chef and a bodyguard and for 2 glorious hours a helicopter pilot
Dan says:
/saved to 'quotes'

#881682 by lotnybartek (Love Is Simple) at 2008-01-10 11:40:58 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

* janwin has joined #torrentbytes-support
* janwin has left #torrentbytes-support
<+bTz> MOTHER FUCKER
<+bTz> i was typing the "hi xxxxxx how can i help u" shit and he fuckin leaves
* %pcgamer Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* pcgamer has joined #torrentbytes-support
* TB sets mode: +h pcgamer
<@DarkBobby> in life something precious is always taken away from you when you least expect it.

Last edited by lotnybartek at 2008-01-10 12:06:45

#881775 by spaztik Donor

(Power User) at 2008-01-10 16:41:57 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[08:37] <cRaZy> i didnt do anything but sit at my computer naked

:snap:

#881959 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2008-01-10 22:27:06 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

from main chat:

<TB-RLS> New Release: Momma.Knows.Best.5.XXX.COMPLETE.NTSC.DVDR-CRYMXXX (XXX) - http://www.torrentbytes.net/details.php … &hit=1
<ihav0frnds> cRaZy u upped thta?
<cRaZy> no
<cRaZy> i'll up you tho ;D

Last edited by Skriblez at 2008-01-10 22:27:30

#882165 by sifichick (Power User) at 2008-01-11 05:40:05 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

(22:34:11) (+Pengo) i have a dirty mind
(22:34:16) (+Pengo) :kinky:

#882325 by DXC Donor

(The King) at 2008-01-11 14:41:28 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

IRC wrote:

<BaByLoVe> thank goodness i got some potion to save me
* DXC puts on his wizard robe and hat
<BaByLoVe> w00t
<BaByLoVe> my wizard
* cRaZy pulls out his wand
<BaByLoVe> lmfao
<cRaZy> IZ BE WIZARD!!!
<cRaZy> HARRY HAWTER!!
<DXC> lol
* bTz silently steps out of the channel

#883350 by unknown[44469] at 2008-01-13 04:15:01 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[04:45:52] * bobdood (~inmate@looney.bin) has joined #torrentbytes-support
[04:45:56] <@tokol> but then we have ppl who dont bother to memorize their passwords nor even the usernames.. sigh.
[04:47:10] <bobdood> Good evening gentlepeople. I am in need of assistance with my Torrent-bytes account. My name is Bobdood, and my account is having some issues.
[04:48:12] <%cRaZy> such as bobdood?
[04:48:12] <@tokol> hey
[04:48:25] <@tokol> damn you crazy. i'll just go to lurkmode again.
[04:48:41] <bobdood> I don't know my password or PIN unfortunately and come humbly to you as my last recourse in resolving this situation.
[04:48:54] <%cRaZy> i dont see that account bobdood
[04:49:29] <@tokol> when did you last use it?
[04:49:44] <bobdood> I'm not sure
[04:49:58] <%cRaZy> if its more than 42 days ago, the account is gone
[04:50:57] <bobdood> Well, there's the existential matter of whether the account existed or not but I'd rather leave such things to Thoreau as they say. Perhaps you gentleman can help me rectify this matter.
[04:51:01] * @kristoficus (fluffybunn@torrentbytes.staff) Quit (Ping timeout)
[04:51:30] <%bTz> lol
[04:51:32] <%bTz> what the?
[04:51:35] <@tokol> all we know is that it is not there right now.
[04:52:44] <bobdood> And ah? Was it ever? Such philosophy in our lives does naught but confuse and truly never helps our countenances as we have such ephemeral existances as the mind and soul
[04:53:42] <%cRaZy> ok confuscious
[04:53:42] <bobdood> But will we ever know what once existed as it may exist now, again? And whereupon we might find that true glory of life in the creation of such an account, for one such as Bobdood?
[04:53:49] <%cRaZy> so poetic
[04:53:54] <%cRaZy> marry me bobdood?
[04:55:05] <bobdood> cRaZy, for you, the world. But as such as time were, are and will be there is the matter of the dowry, whereupon my only request would be such a password, such a PIN, as it were, so as to quell my philosophical needs just as your love satiates the desires of my loins.
[04:55:46] <%cRaZy> as has been stated earlier
[04:55:58] <%cRaZy> if it has been more than 42 days since you've logged into the account, it has been deleted
[04:56:03] <%cRaZy> there is NO way to recover the account
[04:56:11] <%bTz> this is so good
[04:56:30] <%bTz> u lost ur acoutn on the site bobdood, but im gonna make this for ever in the quote topic!
[04:58:01] <bobdood> cRaZy, would we let such a thing as that- nay, let's say the account never existed, and here I am throwing myself to you as my spirit and my soul and the very essence of my heart to you cRaZy, where is the justice that every man may seek in such contrivances? where is the sad melody played for our love?
[04:58:50] <%cRaZy> for it hast been stated in the FAQ?
[04:59:11] <+sifichick> no love or sifichick?
[04:59:28] <%cRaZy> you once again have the opportunity to make the account again, but only once we have open slots
[04:59:33] <+sifichick> for not or
[04:59:34] <%cRaZy> for our db runneth over
[04:59:46] <%bTz> romeo ooh romeo
[04:59:59] <+sifichick> where for art thou romeo
[05:00:21] <+sifichick> deny thy father and refuse thy name
[05:00:29] <bobdood> So, to be bluntly, as it were, mayhaps, as they say, by all accounts, in any event, if my account never truly existed, is there a way to open such an account just as my heart has opened to you today?
[05:00:51] <@tokol> http://www.torrentbytes.net/signup.php
[05:00:53] <%cRaZy> if it hast truly exist, it has been removed
[05:01:05] <%cRaZy> you now hast an opportunity to have an account again
[05:01:09] <%cRaZy> to use or not to use
[05:01:13] <%cRaZy> to keep or not to keep
[05:01:18] <+sifichick> that is the question
[05:01:19] <%cRaZy> which hast thou chosen?
[05:02:16] <+sifichick> my heart runneth over with sympathy for you bobdood alas thou must go through proper channels to obtain a new account

[05:03:12] <bobdood> I thank you for your sympathies but your woos will not will me from my desires, for while you tug at my heart cRaZy tugs at my loins!
[05:03:37] <@tokol> actually.. crazys at everyones groins..
[05:04:31] <+sifichick> aww I see thou is interested in men I shall bid my farewell to you then bobdood
[05:04:50] * +sifichick laughs heartily at tokol
[05:04:59] <%cRaZy> its not funneh
[05:05:01] <bobdood> my heart is as open as your minds friends!
[05:05:09] * +sifichick dances around tokol for he is interested in the fair sex
[05:05:22] <%cRaZy> my mind is very open...some may say too open, but nay i am just me
[05:05:23] <%bTz> wtf is this?
[05:05:32] <+sifichick> it's shakespear night bTz
[05:05:45] <%bTz> this is gay and nerdy
[05:05:51] <+sifichick> lol
[05:06:04] <+sifichick> then you bTz are not invited to join in our festivities
[05:07:25] <+sifichick> tech9 ist there a fair gentleman helping you
[05:07:43] <@tokol> sifichick: no, waiting for monika (dxc)
[05:08:07] <+sifichick> then I shall leavest fair tech9 alone
[05:08:29] <bobdood> Thank you tokol, for you are both wise and generous! Confirmation e-mail has been sent as I praise your name!
[05:08:40] <@tokol> wohoo!
[05:09:20] <bobdood> but alas- which kool aid cup is old and which is new?
[05:09:25] <bobdood> that is the question!
[05:09:49] <+sifichick> kool aid? where hast there been kool aid placed?
[05:10:56] <bobdood> in mine home- wanna hump?
[05:11:34] <bobdood> good evening ladies and gents- and fare thee well!
[05:11:36] * bobdood (~nut@case) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
[05:12:05] <@tokol> one question...
[05:12:13] <@tokol> what.. the.. hell.. just happened?
[05:12:29] <%cRaZy> we all just witnessed someone that is more off than i am

#883417 by lotnybartek (Love Is Simple) at 2008-01-13 10:09:11 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

HAHAHAHA, never seen smth like this EVER. Great story!!! :lol:

#883420 by unknown[34033] at 2008-01-13 10:15:01 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Hah i'm just proud of myself that tech9 thinks dxc is a she called monica

#883854 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2008-01-14 01:12:34 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<denise119> actually you'd need to be a lesbian to be in lust with DXC cause he's such a woman

aww poor masta DXC, your secret is out

#884210 by unknown[175289] at 2008-01-14 21:53:23 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Woah that was pretty crazy, how could I have missed that

#885665 by unknown[64383] at 2008-01-17 11:04:47 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

wow that's insane

#885667 by KW33D Donor

(VIP) at 2008-01-17 11:09:33 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

btz wrote:

[05:11:36] * bobdood (~nut@case) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
[05:12:05] <@tokol> one question...
[05:12:13] <@tokol> what.. the.. hell.. just happened?

classic!

#886524 by Jimmy37 (Power User) at 2008-01-18 20:53:32 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

omg that was awsome reading lool
what a show man :lol:

#886783 by DarkBobby (Centzon Totochtin) at 2008-01-19 11:49:59 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

[quote=#torrentbytes](01:35:57) (+deztini) i need help to fix my cuzin lappy
(01:36:00) (+deztini) anyone good with it?
(01:36:05) (OneWicked1) whats wrong
(01:36:08) (OneWicked1) just ask m8
(01:36:09) (~BaByLoVe) reinstall it
(01:36:14) (OneWicked1) some1 will know what todo
(01:36:18) (uberrig) who makes cuzin laptops?
(01:36:18) (+deztini) trying to reformat but it doest work probably
(01:36:19) (%DarkBobby) throw it to wall \o/
(01:36:22) (OneWicked1) the joys of being around m8's
(01:36:27) (OneWicked1) lol
(01:36:30) (TheDreamer) install Linux
(01:36:37) (OneWicked1) yea, and then send the power cord to DarkBobby
(01:36:42) (%Skriblez2) lol
(01:36:42) (TheDreamer)

(01:36:42) (%DarkBobby) indeed

(01:36:46) (uberrig) is cuzin a new brand like acer or compaq?
(01:36:48) • OneWicked1 whistles
(01:36:52) (+deztini) like, when im trying to intalls window, some of the .dll doesnt want to copy in

(01:36:53) —› mode: (Skriblez2) sets mode (-n)
(01:36:54) —› mode: (TB) sets mode (+n)
(01:36:54) • ~BaByLoVe huggles ubie
(01:36:59) (%Skriblez2) lol
(01:37:03) (~BaByLoVe) lol
(01:37:04) (+deztini) cuzin = cousin
(01:37:04) (+deztini) lol
(01:37:08) • uberrig huggggggggggggles Ms. LoVe
(01:37:09) (~BaByLoVe) db where u at?
(01:37:11) (%cRaZy) ummm... +n != +N
(01:37:21) • %Skriblez2 huggles uberrig around
(01:37:23) (uberrig) omg... cuzin = cousin.... well don't I feel the n00b atm
(01:37:34) (+deztini) lol
(01:37:53) (uberrig) yeah.. don't ask me for help with it then if I couldn't figure that out
(01:37:55) (OneWicked1) lol
(01:37:57) (+deztini) lmao
(01:38:00) • %Skriblez2 hits +N
(01:38:10) (+deztini) i think there is something wrong with the HDD
(01:38:11) (+deztini)

(01:38:13) (uberrig) honestly.. how dumb must I look right now[/quote]
Very :lol:

#887123 by unknown[138636] at 2008-01-19 23:20:14 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

Quote:

[10:16:26] <+deztini> 2 more gig and i will have .5 TB on tby \o/
[10:16:31] <+deztini> gigs*
[10:16:54] <@DXC> just a shitload of more TB`s and i`ll reach 100 TB
[10:17:16] <+deztini> LMAO
[10:17:24] <%DarkBobby> i only need like 99.999999TB
[10:17:31] <%DarkBobby> who could give that
[10:17:32] <@DXC> lets all use cheat clients!
[10:17:37] <%DarkBobby> :w000t:

[10:17:50] <+deztini> lmao
[10:18:01] <%DarkBobby> (@DXC) lets all use cheat clients!
[10:18:06] <%DarkBobby> i got aproval now
[10:18:18] <%DarkBobby> \\o
[10:18:20] <%DarkBobby> o//
[10:18:23] <+deztini> quote it bobby \o/
[10:18:28] <%DarkBobby> hahah
[10:18:40] <%DarkBobby> no u!
[10:18:47] <@DXC> bunch of pussies
[10:18:48] <+deztini> fine i will
[10:18:53] <@DXC> do I even have to quote it myself?

You have permission from DXC to cheat :whistle:

#887280 by sifichick (Power User) at 2008-01-20 09:32:27 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

BAH!

Last edited by sifichick at 2008-02-11 17:18:29

#887367 by unknown[44469] at 2008-01-20 14:38:45 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

thats it, im gonna get a lock on my irc so that i cant type after 6am, beeing way tired and chatting with u freaks makes me do freaky stuff aswell

#887552 by unknown[34033] at 2008-01-20 21:16:31 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

<DXC> you can try to state your question/problem in english too

<Malisioso> ok
<Malisioso> give me music or video
<Malisioso> please
<DXC> ?
<slovenaccc> roflmao
<slovenaccc> im gonna die
<Malisioso> ayala ver...
<deztini> are u requesting?
<DXC> do you actually know in which chan you are at the moment?
<deztini> lmao
<slovenaccc> DXC
<slovenaccc> can i quote?
<Malisioso> ok tanks
<deztini> ARE U REQUESTING?
<DXC> sure
<Malisioso> ok
* Malisioso (PolarisOne@P2PNET-C5A3F08A.cpe.cableonda.net) has left #torrentbytes-support

#887868 by Skriblez Donor

(Kidnapped by RL) at 2008-01-21 15:43:23 (5 years ago) - [Quote] - [Report]

from Support Channel#

* Skenya (~IceChat7@P2PNET-B833A575.bredband.comhem.se) has joined #torrentbytes-support
<Skenya> Is it someone here that can give me a HD 500GIG?
<Skenya> The only one I got crached a fiew days ago... ;(
<Skriblez> ehhe
<cRaZy> yea, give me your address
<Skriblez> what kind of question is that
<Skriblez> bad swe
<Skenya>

<Skriblez> u have a real question ?
<Skenya> Nope.
<Skriblez> then u can't stay here
<Skenya> Ok.
<Skenya> Bye

* Skenya has quit (Quit: I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.)

smart Swe people i must say

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