QFT. Black cloth is supposed to make you look thinner, but it clrearly didn't work... And Al Murray is great, no perjorative meaning in it. If I was a drunk bastard I would want to look like him, it's a clear sign that you still have liver.
What are you trying to say?!?!?!?!?
No hard feelings, you look a healthy man. Al Murray is the one who drinks a lot, you just have his looks. I'm pretty sure you have an extremely fit liver inside you.
And what I meant was... if I was drunk, I would want to be happy as him. You sure look happy.